…in a hilarious way! This dialogue is from his friend after Romo decided to break up with her at a bar.

“Tony Romo was in town, and he was bar hopping with some buddies of his from Chicago. He had the nerve to put Jessica on speakerphone and talk about their sex life with all his guys listening and laughing at her. Not only is this girl dumb, but she is completely self conscious about her bedroom skills. After a few too many drinks, he told everyone he and Jessica are over. They are taking a “break.” He could never see himself being serious and marrying this girl. He’s just having fun with her. It’s funny everyone is talking about them getting married when they are completely over. Sorry Jessica, Tony had his fun with you, and now is on to bigger and better things.”

I’m pretty surprised about the bedroom part. I’m sure every guy on Earth would allow Jessica to fall asleep in bed and still be pleased…apparently not Tony Romo!

This is how much I spend a month on food. I don’t cook, so everyday I go out to eat and spend around 10-20 dollars a day. The amount excludes at least 3 days worth, because I went home and food is free there

I bet I can cut that cost down next year by making my own food! I’ll go to the store two times a month and spend 130 dollars each time. That’ll be enough food to last me at least two weeks.

I have it all planned out.

Yeah.

A little know letter written by Albert Einstein has been released and is up for auction for up to $16,000. The document has been kept private for 50 years and is up for auction this week in London. Einstein was born Jewish and attended Catholic school as a child. Both Christians and Jews have been trying to claim the smartest man of the 20th century for years.

Einstein states: “The word god is for me nothing more than the expression and product of human weaknesses, the Bible a collection of honourable, but still primitive legends which are nevertheless pretty childish. No interpretation no matter how subtle can (for me) change this.”

“The word god is for me nothing more than the expression and product of human weaknesses, the Bible a collection of honourable, but still primitive legends which are nevertheless pretty childish. No interpretation no matter how subtle can (for me) change this.”

“For me the Jewish religion like all others is an incarnation of the most childish superstitions. And the Jewish people to whom I gladly belong and with whose mentality I have a deep affinity have no different quality for me than…

I always buy Ralph Lauren whenever it’s on sale. And it just so happens, this week RL is having their spring sale! On Thursday May 15th go to RalphLauren.com and use the code “MAY15″ to save an additional 20% off, already reduced prices!

Last time Polo had a sale I ended up buying 7 polos. I can’t help it, they were so cheap.

Yeah.

This movie can be summarized in one sentence. Black debate team from Wiley College, the unlikely under dog, going to defeat the Harvard debate team. This plot would have been great, if it were realistic; Wiley college never faced Harvard. I don’t like the fact that the majority of the movie was based on real events that have happened, but the ending-when they faced Harvard- was all made up. The way the movie built up to that moment made it even worse. It’s like someone doing a two hour equation, but finding out the answer at the end is wrong.

The second thing I don’t’ like about this movie is that there wasn’t much debate. This movie was more focused on how blacks were treated in the past in the south. There was a combined maybe 15 minutes of actual debate and they weren’t even that great. The actors conveyed their speeches in an angry manner: It seemed like they were fighting instead of actually debating. To prove a point, a person doesn’t have to raise his voice, but the directors probably wanted to make it more dramatic.

The Great Debaters was the…

This is why I want to move to a big city like Hong Kong, Shanghai or Tokyo!

I was so excited to see this movie, but was terribly disappointed. The story line is so loose, it’ll leave you so confused. There is a love scene that lasts for 5 minutes, that you would expect to play some part in the movie later on; nope, it doesn’t happen. After watching this movie, you won’t get what Three Kingdoms is actually about. It was a period in the history of China, where 3 warlords wanted to united China. But who cares, this movie doesn’t.

What this movie doesn’t lack is slow motion sword fighting. Every other scene there was a spear in somebody’s face and they would dodge it, by defying gravity. Also, the main character Andy Lau, is ridiculously strong. He fights a whole army by himself and survives- unrealistic to say the least.

Worst thing about this movie is that it has Maggie Q in it. Yes, the same Asian chick that stared in Balls of fury, a comedy based on making fun of ping pong.  When I saw her in this movie, playing a serious role, this movie really died for me.

This movie just goes to prove that…

This may be the best sports commercial I have ever seen.