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Feb 22 2008

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Published by NO at 1:31 pm under Rant

Many people I know praise IMDb and judge every movie that comes out based on the hailed IMDb user ratings. But I can’t stand the site, unless of course I’m looking up trivia to the Fresh Prince of Bellaire :) .

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I recently looked up the movie Vantage Point (I was desperate to get a taste of my beloved butter-dosed movie theater popcorn) because it did look like a fairly exciting movie. I first went to the GREAT IMDb…There I saw a rating of 7.2. That’s a pretty good rating, and on a weekend that consists of Jumper, Fool’s Gold, and Step Up 2, I decided Vantage Point may be the movie for me.

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Now, although I usually don’t go to RottenTomatoes.com second, I did this time, and was completely turned off to the movie. RottenTomatoes gave the movie a rating of 33%! For comparison, Step Up 2 got a rating of 27%…So why am I so against IMDb?! Because the ratings are so BIASED. The movie The Hills Have Eyes, another horrible movie, got a rating of 6.8 because the ratings are BIASED. Think about it, who is going to see a movie like that? Mainly kids in high school and middle school who probably want to be scared shitless and, even more likely, get to hold their girlfriends.

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They are obviously going to rate the movie higher than the EXPERTS on RottenTomatoes. I don’t know about you, but I would rather trust someone who rates movies for a living rather than kids who want to get some from a girl when I’m planning on spending $30 at a movie…

Two overpriced movie tickets: $20
A tub of butter-soaked popcorn: $6
One gigantic cup of Sprite: $4
A good movie thanks to RottenTomatoes.com: Priceless! :D

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