Mar 04 2008
Hobbies: Drawing on Drunks.
Some people have the strangest fascinations with drawing on their drunk buddy’s faces. If I personally woke up with sharply all over my face, I would raise so much hell that John Edward’s sermon, “Sinners in the Hands of an Angry God”, would not come close to describing it. I never get to the point were I just fall asleep anywhere, so I doubt this could ever happen to me; futhermore, I don’t have assholes for friends that would do this sort of thing-at least I hope not. Although it would suck to get drawn on, if you’re not the one getting your body painted like a canvas, it’s usually funny to watch and see the result. The people who do it are usually creative too, aside from the boring penis on face.
You have to watch this video. This guy gets a rude awakening when he wakes up. Imagine if you were in his shoes; how pissed would you be when you woke up a lake?

Oh hey guys… i’m ready for the Ballroom dance.

I am DUR the drunk robot…beep beepp.

Step #1 take the trash can and dump it on him. Step #2 insert rod into butt.

This bed is really cozy… i could get used to this.

Party never stops with Mardi Gra Man. Never.

Now I can finally see with these X-ray Googles.

If you got drawn on, imagine how hard it would be to clean all off. You probably would waste half the day cleaning and the other half plotting how to kill your friends. Just remember, if you pass out make sure you’re the last one.
Yeah.
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