Mar 04 2008
Meet Ghanzarya Shandaharo: Jesus’s Reincarnation.
I found the website of the most amazing, wonderful and extraordinary man today; his name is Ghanzarya Shandaharo. In fact, he is so amazing that in his biography page it states, in three different paragraphs, how he survived a rocket explosion. When a man writes about a rocket explosion three times, he means real business. Also, not only did he survive the “big [rocket] explosion”, but also an earthquake. Now I can understand a rocket explosion, but surviving an earthquake? Come on, this guy is Amazing, with a capital A! Call Chuck Norris, we have a challenger. Click here to visit his site.
His voice is so rough and rugged that he made an audio clip to prove it to you. In this Mp3 he talks about sleeping on the floor cause that’s what real men do. From now on, I’m sleeping on the floor with only a blanket because Shandaharo does: It’s part of his training.
Obviously, Ghanzarya Shandaharo is a real man, no wonder he survived: With a voice like that, you cause the earthquakes.
Quoted directly from his biography:
“Ghanzarya Shandaharo grew up without a family and he was raised like a soldier capable of surviving whatever, growing up without a family made him a true rough and rugged warrior and he has no fears.”
NO FEARS + RUGGED WARRIOR = Ghanzarya Shandaharo
If I was a woman I’d fall for Shandaharo in a heartbeat. But unfortunately, he’ll always be single because he is a lone wolf. This rugged warrior does what he pleases; women will only shackle this warrior’s true strength.
“Ghanzarya Shandaharo is single and he has always been single.
Ghanzarya Shandaharo has always been single because he does not like commitments.
Ghanzarya Shandaharo also does not like starting a family and therefore he will be single forever.”
Shandaharo, is also a quick learner.
“No one thought Ghanzarya Shandaharo how to use the computer. Ghanzarya Shandaharo learned how to use all the computer programs and how to navigate the internet all by himself.”
Yeah, that’s right. He learned to navigate the internet all by himself! Man, I remember the first time I went online, I had no idea were to go. At first I was scared to go more than a few pages at a time: I would always search for a term, then—like the weakling I am– immediately click back on the home icon. Alas, I was scared of getting lost in the deep grips of cyberspace. I wish I was a real man like Shandharo, and brave enough to embrace the vast cyberspace, alone. He even made a Youtube video!
LIFE ON EARTH- staring Ghanzarya Shandaharo
“Ghanzarya’s life has been full of drama and he has been threw it all, the war, misery, agony and tragedy.
To make things interesting, Ghanzarya is now living in North America, Ohio state & he is pursuing his acting career.
Ghanzarya Shandaharo is currently into acting with his own style, his own look and he is busy writing screenplays.”
My new hero, Ghanzarya Shandaharo, is writing screenplays and acting. Watch out Hollywood, Shandaharo is about to take his Rugged Warrior self and show you how a real movie is made. He’ll write the movie, direct it and play the main role. Now who do you know that can do that? Right nobody, further proving Shandaharo is amazing.
I finally know my purpose in life is. Maybe one day I’ll be able to experience what it is to be half as great as Ghanzarya Shandaharo. If only I could survive a rocket explosion and maybe an earthquake to two. Only then, will I be able to become a rugged warrior with no fears.
Here are some desktop wallpapers from his website. I choose to use the 2nd one because it reflected his ruggedness the best.
This guy is a riot.
Yeah.
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Thanks, that made me laugh.
FREAK!