Meet Keyontyli and Taleon Goffney.

These guys are a true triple threat: they’re gay, they’re porn stars, and they’re burglars. Apparently they’re the ones responsible for an incredible 40 rooftop burglary in 1 1/2 years in Philly.

I thought these guys took a page outta Santa Claus’s book too and went down chimney, which would be hilarious, but all they need are an axe and saw to get through. So the gay porn stars will climb your roof and axe through the ceiling to steal…cigarettes and condoms…how are so many people in this world so brilliant?!

Does all this seem crazy?! There’s more! Taleon was finally arrested, but escaped! He head but his way through the back window, climbe dout the back and landed on his face, and ran to a pond and swam across…with handcuffs on…like Flipper…He got away and two cops were hurt in the pursuit…oh yeah, and he yelled “You’ll never catch me!” while he escaped.

These twins are my new heroes…and if you wanna see them up close, download the movie “Marc and the Twins”…

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Tags: ambiguously gay duo, black santa claus, Keyontyli, roof burglars, Taleon Goffney

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