Play Free Online Games!
 

Mar 26 2008

Funny Prison Slang

Published by NO at 12:19 am under Funny Things

I hope I never have to experience any of this!

Hooch: Bread and fruit kept in a plastic bag until it ferments and becomes alcoholic. Disgusting!

Cho-Mo/Tree-Jumper: A child molester…the most hated person in prison.

Punk/bitch/Ho: Someone who “takes it in the back.”

Bootie Flu: AIDs

Peckerwood: A racist white guy.

Cap: A cap off chapstick which is used to measure weed.

Lean: Cough syrup that after heated and cooled can give you a buzz.

Moist: Means you’re soft.

Canteen: Stuff sold to inmates from the state.

Store: The prison hustler who sells canteen outta his cell.

Keister Bunny: Someone who keeps his butt packed with something.

Fifi: Something used to simulate sex. You roll a trash bag in a towel and put warm liquid inside.

Related posts:

  1. Hilarious Comments from an Indian Sex Blog
  2. Sara is alive!
  3. SC Offers Jesus License Plates
  4. Paul Wall stars in worst movie ever made
  5. Best Prison in the World: Inmate Dancing


1 Star2 Stars3 Stars4 Stars5 Stars (2 votes, average: 4 out of 5)
Loading ... Loading ...

Trackback URI | Comments RSS

Leave a Reply