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Mar 26 2008

Funny Prison Slang

Published by NO under Funny Things

I hope I never have to experience any of this!

Hooch: Bread and fruit kept in a plastic bag until it ferments and becomes alcoholic. Disgusting!

Cho-Mo/Tree-Jumper: A child molester…the most hated person in prison.

Punk/bitch/Ho: Someone who “takes it in the back.”

Bootie Flu: AIDs

Peckerwood: A racist white guy.

Cap: A cap off chapstick which is used to measure weed.

Lean: Cough syrup that after heated and cooled can give you a buzz.

Moist: Means you’re soft.

Canteen: Stuff sold to inmates from the state.

Store: The prison hustler who sells canteen outta his cell.

Keister Bunny: Someone who keeps his butt packed with something.

Fifi: Something used to simulate sex. You roll a trash bag in a towel and put warm liquid inside.

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Mar 25 2008

Hilarious Pakistani Beggars

Published by NO under Funny Videos

These kids are hilaious! They’re not really beggars but are close. They just sell flowers and they will not leave you alone. The beggars there will literally chase after your car!

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Mar 25 2008

Is Ms. Phillipines Dumber than Ms. South Carolina

Published by NO under Celebrities, Funny Videos

Ms. Philippines had a very dumb answer to a question about how her family has helped her out…and she won the pageant!

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Mar 25 2008

Always Somebody Better or Taller.

Published by UltraYeah under News, Rant

Previous Tallest Guy: Bao Xishun

New Tallest Guy: Leonid Stadnyk



 
Just when you thought you were the best at something somebody better shows up, and rubs it in your face.
I saw an article yesterday about the world’s tallest man. Apparently, it isn’t that Asian guy-Bao Xishun; he was on the news, just a few months ago, for being the tallest guy in the world. I thought nobody could out-tall him, but I was wrong. Just just goes to prove that there’s always somebody better- in this case taller. Oh well, at least Bao can say he did something useful with his height: He saved a two dolphin last year by using his extremely long arms to reach into their mouths, removing some shards.

 
It’s pretty ridiculous that Bao Xishun got his height outdone; he is 7′ 9″ Feet tall. The new guy-Leonid Stadnyk- stands 8″6′ Feet, which is 9 inches taller than the previous tall man champion–Bao Xishun. Next year watch out for a guy that’s 10 feet tall to RICK ROSS Leonid.

 
This guy should give me a bit of his height; it’s my goal to break 6ft at least :’(. Unfortunately, I’ve been the same height for quite a while now. Short crew represent~

 
Yeah.

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Mar 24 2008

A Man is Pregnant!

Published by NO under News

Thomas Beatie, who used to be a woman, is now a pregnant man. He had his breasts removed and took testosterone, but kept his vagina. Somehow he got Nancy Beatie to marry him and since she couldn’t get pregnant, he had sperm injected in him. This is their second try at pregnancy and it appears to be going as planned. The couple is very happy and proud, and we will soon see the first “pregnant man.”

For an even crazier story about a “pregnant man” read here!

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Mar 24 2008

Suzuki Kizashi 3 Concept

Published by NO under Cars

Suzuki has been known to make some hideous concept cars. But it looks like they’ve really got it right with this one:

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