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Apr 25 2008

Mutant Squirrels Take Over England

Published by at 11:29 pm under Animals

It used to be that the grey squirrel was the king of the London parks, scaring red squirrels into going after the nuts the grey squirrel didn’t care for. Now a mutated black squirel has appeared and is changing the rules. The new black squirrel has more testosterone, making it faster, stronger, and more aggressive. In some places the black squirrel now makes up 50% of the squirrel population and is threatening the extinction of the red squirrel. Female squirrels prefer the black squirrels sexually (once you go black you don’t go back…to red…squirrels) and they are expected to eventually take over much of the squirrel population of Europe. Looks like red squirrels are getting screwed by the long (black) dick of evolution.

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