This guy in Texas decided to steal an 6 foot alligator and put it in his car. Fortunately, he was caught by a state trooper, before he was eaten. Come on guy, what can you do with an alligator?

The trooper told Eyewitness News that William Johnson found the gator in the road near Angleton and loaded it up into his Buick Regal, then broke into a house in Brazoria.

DPS Trooper Steve Stanfield explained, “From my understanding, he tried to get a big screen TV out of the house. He couldn’t get it in the car by himself, so he recruited a neighbor, who, when he saw the alligator, dropped the TV and said, ‘Alright, I ain’t got nothing to do with it.’”

View the story here.

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I developed an amazing filter that makes nude pictures safe for children. If only I can implement it on a web browser I’ll make millions.

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The BMW Z9 is expected to come out in 2010, but we already have some pictures of it’s development. See for yourself how amazing it is.

 

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This is what happens when ordinary critters attack you.

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Apparently, I don’t believe in myself : Last week I wrote about how sad I was, because I thought I failed an accounting test. But it turns out I didn’t fail! I actually got a 92 on that test. I stressed so much over it; every night I would think about what grade I would get. I could almost guarantee that I would really get a lower score. I’m so relieved that the exact opposite happened.

 
This just goes to prove that even if you are experiencing the darkest of days, everything will always get better. I really need to change my pessimistic outlook on life and place less value on intangible things-like grades.

 
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Can you find the people in the backgrounds? It’s really like playing “Where’s Waldo”, but with actual people. I’ll admit I had some trouble spotting a few of them. This mixed camouflage is really effective in the pictures, but I think it’d be easier to spot the people in real life.

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