The reason I love watching True Life is seeing how badly people’s lives are. I might be a masochist, but it makes me feel better watching people ruin themselves. Every True Life episode is a blast, because they’re all about people with some type of problem; there isn’t True Life MY LIFE IS AWESOME! Even if there was, it wouldn’t be fun to watch. If you guys haven’t seen it, watch it on MTV.com.

The latest True Life episode is about people who have a second personality online. One girl is a wannabe pornstar online, another is a sex fanatic, and finally one is a guitar player on second life. The first girl-Judy- has a website postlapsaria, where she does her blog posts and porn shoots. There’s a few things I want to rant about her site. First, she has almost zero visitors that go to her site, which is very sad considering she started it almost two years ago. Second, the website layout isn’t anything to be proud of. Third, she says trying to make a living off her website, but I can’t see her making more than two…

If your car or truck is too small, there’s always a way to fit anything; sometimes you just need to fit that cow in the hatchback. There’s no limitation of genius.

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Suge Knight, the crazy original creator of Death Row Records along with Dr. Dre, has been forced to auction Death Row. Suge filed bor bankruptcy in 2006 and will sell the record company on June 24. The bidding starts at just $24 million, so get some money together and buy Death Row!

Suge’s life has been riddled with trouble ever since he was cut by the NFL’s Los Angeles Rams. He was the driver of the car in which Tupac Shakur was shot and was sent to jail for violating probation. He was arrested again in 2002 and 2003 for violating probation and hasn’t brought Death Row back to its former prominence.

I just saw this show tonight on the Discovery Channel and have been watching for about an hour. It’s based in the ER of a hospital in the Bronx, New York. It is basically constantly full and they only show you the most serious injuries.

So far I’ve seen a guy die of a heart attach, be brought back to life, and try to fight the doctors. A man bite his wife’s ear off, break her arm with a bat, and jump 5 stories and survive, but get really messed up. A kid break his ankle to the point that the foot is facing the wrong way, and the doctors point it back the other way.

If you love action, drama, and have a strong stomach this is a great show.

I was reading an article about the new Lamborghini LP-560-4 in the Maxim magazine and I noticed something wrong with it. Ky Henderson, the author, needs a lesson in mid-engine cars before he goes and posts. Sorry, the engine isn’t in the front, so those massive air intakes do not cool the “beleaguered” engine; however they do cool the front calipers and rotors for the brakes.

Maxim needs to get some new authors or editors. Next time Ky, you need to get your shit straight, before you go ahead and use big words; bro, my spellchecker doesn’t even recognize the word “fasciae”.

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10. Seattle, Washington

Starbucks, white people, and soon to lose their basketball team. Also a lotta rich people, never been there but it always seems to be near the top of these lists.

9. Huntsville, Alabama

Wannabe Houston (has the U.S. Space & Rocket Center), no professional sports, and no real downtown. I doubt this city would be any fun to live in. It’s also the hometown of Jose Canseco, so it Huntsville sucks as much as he does.

8. Albuquerque, New Mexico

I have been to the 2nd fastest growing city in the country and I actually did like it. It’s got good weather and beautiful views of mountains. Too bad it’s only got the University of New Mexico. It does however have the AAA baseball team, the Albuquerque Isotopes, the inspiration for the Springfield Isotopes and is the hometown for Neil Patrick Harris! Never mind I don’t like this city any more. Imagine having to type it’s name in Mapquest or anything else. Albuqweodabpdoig sucks!

7. Asheville, North Carolina

First of all, crappy name. Who the hell names a city after ash? Anyways, there’s nothing there. Small population means no big buildings or anything exciting. It’s…

I’ll give you the details later, but just comment what cell phone you really want. Thank you guys!

1. Three people get scammed with a same set of wheels on MBworld.com
2. One person gets fed up and posts about it.
3. They find more information about the scammer linking to other fraudulent eBay auctions.
4. Scammer says he shipped the package via DHL and gives bogus shipping numbers.
5. Word spreads on the net and people come and investigate.
6. People trace his IP to other user names.
7. Scammer keeps claiming he is innocent, even when the actual owner of the wheels speaks up.
8. People find pictures of his actual car and use his license plate to find his address.
9. DH pull packages off with the tracking #’s given and finds them not to be wheels, but empty boxes and books.
10. Scammer caves in and issues refunds to the two people on the forum, but they haven’t actually seen the refund yet, supposedly in process.
11. Criminal and civil court trials are in the near future for the scammer.

If ya’ll want to read the progression of the online investigation click on the bottom link. But beware, it’s 30+ pages. It’s so funny how people think they can scam online: Just because their on a…