The reason I love watching True Life is seeing how badly people’s lives are. I might be a masochist, but it makes me feel better watching people ruin themselves. Every True Life episode is a blast, because they’re all about people with some type of problem; there isn’t True Life MY LIFE IS AWESOME! Even if there was, it wouldn’t be fun to watch. If you guys haven’t seen it, watch it on MTV.com.

The latest True Life episode is about people who have a second personality online. One girl is a wannabe pornstar online, another is a sex fanatic, and finally one is a guitar player on second life. The first girl-Judy- has a website postlapsaria, where she does her blog posts and porn shoots. There’s a few things I want to rant about her site. First, she has almost zero visitors that go to her site, which is very sad considering she started it almost two years ago. Second, the website layout isn’t anything to be proud of. Third, she says trying to make a living off her website, but I can’t see her making more than two hundred a month. Funny thing is, there is a scene in the episode where she has to ask this guy to pay her rent. And the guy sends her $500 dollars and asks her to strip on the webcam. Awesome way to make a living. I felt really bad about her website, so I decided to leave a message; I want to help her increase her traffic and maybe make some money. But I haven’t heard from her, so I’m assuming she doesn’t need it cause she has her own sugar daddy.  I want one too :’(.

The second person is disgusting. I don’t want to write much about her, because there wasn’t much; she’s ugly, has sex buddies online, and is shy in real life.
The final person, is a Japanese girl living in California that is addicted to second life. She actually met her boyfriend on second life. Awesome. It really didn’t seem like she had any major problems at all; she liked playing guitar and performing shows in second life. At the end of the show she actually went to a venue and played a song, overcoming her fear of stage fright.

Saddest thing is I probably spend more time online than any of these people, which makes me uber geek.

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If your car or truck is too small, there’s always a way to fit anything; sometimes you just need to fit that cow in the hatchback. There’s no limitation of genius.

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Suge Knight, the crazy original creator of Death Row Records along with Dr. Dre, has been forced to auction Death Row. Suge filed bor bankruptcy in 2006 and will sell the record company on June 24. The bidding starts at just $24 million, so get some money together and buy Death Row!

Suge’s life has been riddled with trouble ever since he was cut by the NFL’s Los Angeles Rams. He was the driver of the car in which Tupac Shakur was shot and was sent to jail for violating probation. He was arrested again in 2002 and 2003 for violating probation and hasn’t brought Death Row back to its former prominence.

I just saw this show tonight on the Discovery Channel and have been watching for about an hour. It’s based in the ER of a hospital in the Bronx, New York. It is basically constantly full and they only show you the most serious injuries.

So far I’ve seen a guy die of a heart attach, be brought back to life, and try to fight the doctors. A man bite his wife’s ear off, break her arm with a bat, and jump 5 stories and survive, but get really messed up. A kid break his ankle to the point that the foot is facing the wrong way, and the doctors point it back the other way.

If you love action, drama, and have a strong stomach this is a great show.