May 21 2008
A friend of Jennifer Aniston says she is giddy like a schoolgirl for John Mayer, which is very unlike her. Not for his personality, but for his huge penis. An ex said he’s hard to get over because of his large package. She continued to say “His body is actually a wonderland.
What more does this guy need to get girls? He already writes incredibly deep, sensitive songs that girls fall for. He is pretty good looking. Now he has an anaconda in his pants. No wonder he’s dated every other super model on Earth.