I went last Thursday for a supposedly free Lasik evaluation at the Lasik Vision Institute and have so many complaints.

First, the advertised price of $299 per eye is bullsh*t. That price is advertised to people with a limited problem with their eyes, and although my prescription was not far from the $299 one, I was initially offered a price of $1750 per eye. The “counselor” is basically a salesperson (in my case a loud Italian with an obnoxiously large nose and a few missing teeth) that tries to take as much money from you as possible. I was able to get this price down to $1250 per eye, which really doesn’t make sense since one eye was much worse than the other.

Second, I was quoted a price without seeing a doctor. Two different nurses, used a couple machines to check out my eyes and I was then put in the back with the “counselor.” First of all, I don’t trust a couple of nurses with BS degrees to check out my eyes. Second, the LVI states that you must have a doctor look at your eyes before you…

Yesterday, Tyson Gay ran the 100 meters in 9.68 seconds at the Olympic Trials, faster than any man in history. Today, he has apparently changed his name.

This search came up on Google from OneNewNow, a Christian organization that hates homosexuals. Their filter changes Gay to Homosexualy, thus resulting in Tyson Gay’s name change.

IS NOT AMUSED >:O

Watch out walls, Kool Aid man is on the loose.

The May 12th Earthquake in China trapped this trapped this pig under lots of rubble. It wasn’t until a few days ago that people found it; the pig survived for 36 eating coal and drinking water.

I really didn’t know you could eat coal, but i guess pigs can eat anything.

+1 cool point for pigs.

especially when they ride in your sidecart.

Sadly, even a long list of hot naked celebrities won’t get me to stop eating animals.

Robbie Fowler, a coked up soccer player celebrates a goal the only way he knows how. By pretending to snort a line in front of the goalie he just scored on. Is this not an invitation for some drug testing?

Monkeys know what we like. We don’t need to hear about Jennifer Aniston’s vacation, or Jack Black’s new movie. We just wanna see someone grab some boobs. Over and over and over.