First Amendment of the Constitution: Hey, South Carolina, did you forget about me?

SC Inbreds: What da f*ck is da first amindmint?

First Amendment: Well there’s something called the Constitution, and I say there should be a separation of Church and State.

(South Carolina inbreds are to busy having sex with their cousins in the camaros and 20 year old pickups to listen)

South Carolina just passed a new law allowing inbreds of the state to pay for license plates with crosses on them. The cross covers a stained-glass window with the words “I Believe” below them. Republican Sen. Lawrence K. Grooms took a moment from taking care of his daughter/sister to say “I didn’t see a constitutional problem with it. We have other plates with religious symbols on them and phrases like ‘In God We Trust.’ Just because it’s a cross, some very closed-minded people don’t believe it should be on a plate.”

If they wanna interpret the Constitution like that how about we read the Constitution literaly as separation of Church and State. That means mosques and Jewish temples are a-ok! Yeah…let’s see what South Carolina says if we do that.

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