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Jun 09 2008

Real Life Superhero

Published by NO at 1:00 pm under News

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Benjamin Copeland, a 44 year old man with only one leg, was charged with stealing 5 cars in 4 weeks from Budget and Avis rental parking lots.  He uses crutches, and his greatest superpower is his magical use of his left leg to drive away with the stolen vehicles.

The superhero is also smart. He would ride the company’s shuttle from the Philadelphia airport and used his superhero senses to find a button on the bus that opens the back gate to the lot. The superhero would not use his powers for evil though.

Superhero Copeland would take the stolen vehicles on joy rides until they ran out of gas, as he couldn’t afford any. Once the gas was gone he would go back for another. Police tracked him easily when they found a stolen Expedition parked in his driveway, with the Avis tag still on it.

The superhero has been arrestd 17 times before, including 5 for robbery, two for auto theft, three for aggravated assault, and 2 for narcotics.

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