Benjamin Copeland, a 44 year old man with only one leg, was charged with stealing 5 cars in 4 weeks from Budget and Avis rental parking lots.  He uses crutches, and his greatest superpower is his magical use of his left leg to drive away with the stolen vehicles.

The superhero is also smart. He would ride the company’s shuttle from the Philadelphia airport and used his superhero senses to find a button on the bus that opens the back gate to the lot. The superhero would not use his powers for evil though.

Superhero Copeland would take the stolen vehicles on joy rides until they ran out of gas, as he couldn’t afford any. Once the gas was gone he would go back for another. Police tracked him easily when they found a stolen Expedition parked in his driveway, with the Avis tag still on it.

The superhero has been arrestd 17 times before, including 5 for robbery, two for auto theft, three for aggravated assault, and 2 for narcotics.

Screw the HOV lane; it doesn’t get you where you need to be fast enough. The only way to travel on the highway is on the reckless lane; however, only BADasses and people who break rules are allowed. Call your local DMV department to get your reckless driving lane pass.

Bring this coupon to a Saleen dealer and get a $25 American Express gift card. It seems to me that we shouldn’t be paid to drive a car with 620 HP, but I will definitely take it.