Ranae Shrider, a crazy whore, decided to let the world know what it’s like to have sex with Mini-Me…

Hey crazy whore, what is it like to have sex with a midget?

“So I’d lie on the bed and Verne would crawl up my legs to have sex with me. And as he did it his feet would be tickling my knees! It wasn’t quite as passionate as sex with a normal-sized man but he did his best. He didn’t wear a condom. There was no point, they’re all too big. On the whole though, he wasn’t short of sexy skills and tried his hardest to make up in technique what he lacked in size.”

What was the first time like you crazy whore?

“I had no complaints. But the whole thing was over in three minutes. It was strange having sex with someone who couldn’t reach to kiss me at the same time, except for my tummy that is! I was so relieved it was over. But minutes later Verne was ready to go again. That night we made love three times in 20 minutes, which most bigger men only dream about doing.”

Any exotic locations you crazy, freaky, dumb whore?

“I thought it would…

Composite dental veneers are already popular with celebrities and are becoming more popular with everyone else. They are very thin and placed over the teeth to make them look whiter, straighter, and overall more aesthetically pleasing.

The difference is startling in most people, and completely change the face. The only problem is each veneer costs about $1,000. So if you do all your front teeth it could cost you $10,000 and they last 10-15 years. They are expensive, but I hope to have this done in the next few years!

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These guys on Fox News decided to alter the photos of two New York Times reporters without indicating that it was some kind of joke. Fox News is a joke.