Verne Troyer aka Mini-me is suing his ex-girlfriend for what looks like some serious, but hilarious, physical abuse.

In the lawsuit, Troyer who is 2′8″ and weighs 40 pounds, accuses the 5′5″ 110-pound Shrider of intentional infliction of emotional distress and battery. The 39-year-old is asking for $20 million in damages.

“When you pick up a 2′8″ human being and throw him to the floor, it hurts,” Troyer’s attorney, Ed McPherson, told TMZ.

Troyer feared for his safety and “did not want to go into his own home without having someone else accompanying him,” according to the court documents. The papers describe one instance in which “Shrider grabbed [Troyer] very forcefully by the arm, held him against his will, and did not let him get away from her.”

Troyer basically says the chick terrorized him, once picked the lock to his bedroom door, pushing away a 100 pound scooter that was used to block the door, and then throwing him to the floor.”

There is no way in hell that a girl who had to have sex with Mini-Me could come up with $20 million. She should be paid to have sex with him, especially after she allegedly released information that he is proportional over his entire body.

Apparently even plastic surgery can’t beat gravity as Tara Reid’s fake breasts continue to slide off her chest and on to her stomach.