This is what happens when ordinary critters attack you.

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Watch this walrus dance to Michael Jackson’s Smooth Criminal. How much fish do you need to teach a walrus to dance to this? I bet every time this Walrus busts a move, they give him a few fish.

This is too cool.

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Wikipedia never ceases to amaze me. Look at this article about putting a series of the word “buffalo” into correct sentence structure.

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After reading that article, I still don’t know how 8 buffalo used in a row can make a complete sentence: Where is the subject and the verb? Why didn’t our English teachers teach us this! I would imagine that you say each “buffalo” with a distinct tone, like a song! BUFFALO buffalo buFfalo buffalo

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Some people have too much time on their hands, or are just too rich. Sad thing is that this dog probably had a more elaborate birthday party than I did.

 

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Apparently, this guy is selling a 3 Million Year Old Mastodon Skeleton that he found on his ranch. A good get rich quick idea is to buy land and start digging until you find something ancient.  +1 point for Ebay, you literally can buy whatever you dream of on it.

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A bear in Macedonia was found guilty after a year-long investigation of its attacks on a man’s beehives. He tried to keep it away by playing music and flashing lights, but the bear continued to return. The State had to pay $3,400 for the damage. Really? You prosecute bears in Macedonia? I just wonder if he had a lawyer and was obedient in court?

Two monkeys were married in India last month. There were 3,000 guests and a huge feast. The bride was covered with flowers and a 15 foot dress. Monkeys are sacred in Hindu mythology and the ceremony went just as if the monkeys were humans. The owner of the bride cried when her monkey left with the groom and one man gave the groom a gold necklace, along with many other gifts. Wonder where the honeymoon is? I’m guessing a tree full of bananas.

The U.S. government has finally found the ultimate tool to fight terrorists: mosquitoes. The insects are being probed so that electrical impulses can control their flight. There will also be microphones and cameras on the insects and soon we will find Bin Laden. I’m guessing that $30 million reward doesn’t go to the fly.

I’ve always considered getting a pet, but don’t know if I could maintain the responsibility. Taking care of myself is hard enough; I can only imagine how hard it would be to feed and clean a pet. But if I’d had one it would definitely be the Savannah cat.

 
Savannah cats are hybrids that are result of breeding Serval(Wild) cats. They are considered one of the largest breed of domesticated cats: These cats have a very tall and slim build, which makes them appear larger than regular cats. For a F1 generation Savannah, the average weight is usually 10-25lbs. But a F2 generation will be smaller and weigh only between 8-17lbs. Just like the weight, the price goes down with each generation. F1 generation usually cost around $10,000+ and the F2 $5000+. Don’t worry though; there are cheaper generations, such as F5 that go for around $2000 or less.

 

Having a Savannah cat would be pretty amazing: If you ever invite friends over, it would definitely turn their heads. I’m also a spontaneous person, so if I ever impulse buy a pet, it definitely would be the Savannah: It’s like having your own little Cheetah. How cool is…