This 530hp red devil does 0-60 in 3.6 seconds. It still gets 18.8mpg and has a top speed of 204 mph. If you can afford this car, I need to know what you’re doing for a living.

I wouldn’t get an Audi, but this S5 sure does look nice.

It won’t be for a while and it’s still not 100% sure yet, but I may be getting a new car by the end of this year. Two things you should know about me is I won’t buy American and I won’t buy a truck or SUV.

I am guessing I will have a budget of $25,000 and want something nice. I currently have a beat up 1995 BMW which just went over 240,000 miles today and my previous car occasionally ran on 215,000 miles.

So far I have narrowed my options to this:

‘06 Lexus IS 350: Is faster than the 330i but slower than the M3, but looks the nicest. It has heated/cooled seats, rain-detecting wipers, HIDs, premium wheels, and maybe voice navigation, DVD, and bluetooth. It is definitely the most luxurious.

‘02 BMW M3: Fastest and looks the meanest. The bad thing is a newer model just came out but it still looks good. It has pretty much everything the Lexus does except the navigation. Oh yeah, would also be drop-top

‘04 BMW 330i: This would be the cheapest while the other two would be more expensive. It’s a really nice car and comes with almost all the options of the…

Cut these guys some slack. Obviously they’re old, senile, and nearly blind. Granted these cars must have been nice back in the day, but they’re nothing compared to today.

These are the Lamborghini Miura, Ferrari Dino 206/246 GT, Jaguar XK120/140/150, Citroën DS, Jaguar E-type:

Now let’s take a look at 5 of the nicest cars of today:

Words cannot describe the beauty of this car. I want one of these someday!

Yeah.

So I was thinking of how cool it would be to put a vanity plate on my crappy car and wanted to look for examples…

1 MPG…damn Hummers

AARRRRRRRR

BLOND

NOT OJ…OJ’s getaway vehicle if you didn’t know

EAT THE (Kids First)

GLOBL WRMR

(V)AGINA

TIMMAY…from South Park

JETTA…ironic?

Mercedes recently announced the making of a revolutionary new car, saying it’s main influence came from video games. Scroll down to see what I’m talking about.

OK, so at this point you’re thinking what’s the big deal? The doors are cool, the truck is new, and everything else is ugly. But look at what’s inside!

So this is obviously all fake, this could be a glimpse to the future. It would e cool to completely control a car with joystick and nothing else. This is actually happening with vehicles like this bad boy here:

So I was thinking of what else I could possibly spend my money on. This is what I came up with…

That’s right…these guys in Dubai have so much oil money they can cover their cars in silver…

DAMN THEM!

Check out the background, I would love to race in that setting.

This car is sick…and one day I shall own her mother

Especially if she comes with it lol