So I was thinking of how cool it would be to put a vanity plate on my crappy car and wanted to look for examples…

1 MPG…damn Hummers

AARRRRRRRR

BLOND

NOT OJ…OJ’s getaway vehicle if you didn’t know

EAT THE (Kids First)

GLOBL WRMR

(V)AGINA

TIMMAY…from South Park

JETTA…ironic?

Mercedes recently announced the making of a revolutionary new car, saying it’s main influence came from video games. Scroll down to see what I’m talking about.

OK, so at this point you’re thinking what’s the big deal? The doors are cool, the truck is new, and everything else is ugly. But look at what’s inside!

So this is obviously all fake, this could be a glimpse to the future. It would e cool to completely control a car with joystick and nothing else. This is actually happening with vehicles like this bad boy here:

So I was thinking of what else I could possibly spend my money on. This is what I came up with…

That’s right…these guys in Dubai have so much oil money they can cover their cars in silver…

DAMN THEM!

Check out the background, I would love to race in that setting.

This car is sick…and one day I shall own her mother

Especially if she comes with it lol

Are you lazy as f*ck?

Are you rich as f*ck??!

I have just the thing for you! Jatech, another useless company making useless shit has made disappearing car doors! This is great for people that can’t open doors…and if you can’t open doors you shouldn’t be driving…but anyway! I’m sure this amazing product will be consumed by every person like this guy here:

Here it is!