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Jul 18 2008

Audrina Patridge’s Fake Boobs :D

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I would say they were worth the money, wouldn’t you?

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Jul 16 2008

Suzanne Summers Vagina

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Suzanne Shows Off More Than Just The Dress -

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Jul 16 2008

Kim Kardashian, Nice…Dress

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Jul 07 2008

Now You Know What It’s Like to Sleep with Mini-Me

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Ranae Shrider, a crazy whore, decided to let the world know what it’s like to have sex with Mini-Me…

Hey crazy whore, what is it like to have sex with a midget?

“So I’d lie on the bed and Verne would crawl up my legs to have sex with me. And as he did it his feet would be tickling my knees! It wasn’t quite as passionate as sex with a normal-sized man but he did his best. He didn’t wear a condom. There was no point, they’re all too big. On the whole though, he wasn’t short of sexy skills and tried his hardest to make up in technique what he lacked in size.”

What was the first time like you crazy whore?

“I had no complaints. But the whole thing was over in three minutes. It was strange having sex with someone who couldn’t reach to kiss me at the same time, except for my tummy that is! I was so relieved it was over. But minutes later Verne was ready to go again. That night we made love three times in 20 minutes, which most bigger men only dream about doing.”

Any exotic locations you crazy, freaky, dumb whore?

“I thought it would…

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Jul 07 2008

Marissa Miller is Really, Really, REALLY Hot

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Jul 01 2008

A-Rod + Madonna = Lots of STDs

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Alex Rodriguez has apparently been hooking up with Madonna in the past few weeks. The 32 year old Yankees star adds another notch to his belt, albeit an old, disease-ridden one. A-Rod has been seen several times leaving the soon to be divorced Madonna’s place late into the night. A-Rod has been with seemingly every supermodel on Earth, and now this? Either New York has made him lose my mind, or he just wants to prove that he can have any girl on the planet.

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Jun 25 2008

This is Why I Love the Psychos at PETA

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Sadly, even a long list of hot naked celebrities won’t get me to stop eating animals.

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Jun 22 2008

Jocelyn Wildenstein is Ugly as F*ck

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Jocelyn Wildenstein is the semi-famous “Cat Woman,” ruining her face because of her love of exotic cats. Jocelyn is the ex-wife if billionaire art dealer Alec Wildenstein. She has undergone at least seven facelifts and drastic eye reconstruction surgery and received collagen injections to her lips, cheeks and chin.

Reportedly Alec screamed in horror after seeing her $2 million worth of alterations, and they divorced after she caught him in bed with a 19 year old model. She has a reason, unlike most girls, for wearing those obnoxiously large sunglasses.

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Jun 03 2008

Rachel Ray Before She Was Famous

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Jun 02 2008

George Lucas’s Daugther Fights MMA

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The famous creator of Star Wars unfortunately slept with a whale and created this offspring. Luckily for us she isn’t trying to use her father’s fame to become a model or actress, but this is pretty disturbing…She should definitely try to find work in that chick roller hockey thing and pro create with the Star Wars Kid.

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