Jocelyn Wildenstein is the semi-famous “Cat Woman,” ruining her face because of her love of exotic cats. Jocelyn is the ex-wife if billionaire art dealer Alec Wildenstein. She has undergone at least seven facelifts and drastic eye reconstruction surgery and received collagen injections to her lips, cheeks and chin.

Reportedly Alec screamed in horror after seeing her $2 million worth of alterations, and they divorced after she caught him in bed with a 19 year old model. She has a reason, unlike most girls, for wearing those obnoxiously large sunglasses.

The famous creator of Star Wars unfortunately slept with a whale and created this offspring. Luckily for us she isn’t trying to use her father’s fame to become a model or actress, but this is pretty disturbing…She should definitely try to find work in that chick roller hockey thing and pro create with the Star Wars Kid.

Suge Knight, the crazy original creator of Death Row Records along with Dr. Dre, has been forced to auction Death Row. Suge filed bor bankruptcy in 2006 and will sell the record company on June 24. The bidding starts at just $24 million, so get some money together and buy Death Row!

Suge’s life has been riddled with trouble ever since he was cut by the NFL’s Los Angeles Rams. He was the driver of the car in which Tupac Shakur was shot and was sent to jail for violating probation. He was arrested again in 2002 and 2003 for violating probation and hasn’t brought Death Row back to its former prominence.

No she doesn’t have cancer, but she might as well. Cameron Diaz shaved her head bald for a dramatic new movie called My Sister’s Keeper. I’m pretty sure I only go to see a Cameron Diaz movie when she’s half naked, has hair on her head, and doesn’t look like a man (remember “The Mask?”).