A friend of Jennifer Aniston says she is giddy like a schoolgirl for John Mayer, which is very unlike her. Not for his personality, but for his huge penis. An ex said he’s hard to get over because of his large package. She continued to say “His body is actually a wonderland.

What more does this guy need to get girls? He already writes incredibly deep, sensitive songs that girls fall for. He is pretty good looking. Now he has an anaconda in his pants. No wonder he’s dated every other super model on Earth.

You may not expect this, but the richest person in China is a female. Yang Huiyan, is only 26, and has inherited 7.4 billion. Her father, Yeung Kwok Keung, owned Country Garden Holdings Co, which he sold last April in the Hong Kong Stock exchange. Garden Holdings is a real estate investment group that focuses on building townhouses and villas in China. If you ever go to China ask how much the average townhouses cost there. They are so expensive that the majority of the population cannot live there, Chinese constructors build houses for the wealthy affluent foreigners.

Basically, Keung buys cheap land and builds villas with cheap labor. He then sells them for extremely high prices, because foreigners can buy them. That’s how to get rich in China, or any developing country. All you need is connections and kick the poor people out to build on their land.

Chinese hustling Chinese.

Yeah.

She used to be what I thought was one of the hottest girls in Hollywood. Now…not so much. Ever since marrying Jay Mohr she has had breast reduction and very scary lip enhancements and Botox. Jay Mohr can go to hell!

…in a hilarious way! This dialogue is from his friend after Romo decided to break up with her at a bar.

“Tony Romo was in town, and he was bar hopping with some buddies of his from Chicago. He had the nerve to put Jessica on speakerphone and talk about their sex life with all his guys listening and laughing at her. Not only is this girl dumb, but she is completely self conscious about her bedroom skills. After a few too many drinks, he told everyone he and Jessica are over. They are taking a “break.” He could never see himself being serious and marrying this girl. He’s just having fun with her. It’s funny everyone is talking about them getting married when they are completely over. Sorry Jessica, Tony had his fun with you, and now is on to bigger and better things.”

I’m pretty surprised about the bedroom part. I’m sure every guy on Earth would allow Jessica to fall asleep in bed and still be pleased…apparently not Tony Romo!