She used to be what I thought was one of the hottest girls in Hollywood. Now…not so much. Ever since marrying Jay Mohr she has had breast reduction and very scary lip enhancements and Botox. Jay Mohr can go to hell!

…in a hilarious way! This dialogue is from his friend after Romo decided to break up with her at a bar.

“Tony Romo was in town, and he was bar hopping with some buddies of his from Chicago. He had the nerve to put Jessica on speakerphone and talk about their sex life with all his guys listening and laughing at her. Not only is this girl dumb, but she is completely self conscious about her bedroom skills. After a few too many drinks, he told everyone he and Jessica are over. They are taking a “break.” He could never see himself being serious and marrying this girl. He’s just having fun with her. It’s funny everyone is talking about them getting married when they are completely over. Sorry Jessica, Tony had his fun with you, and now is on to bigger and better things.”

I’m pretty surprised about the bedroom part. I’m sure every guy on Earth would allow Jessica to fall asleep in bed and still be pleased…apparently not Tony Romo!

This week Mariah Carey and Nick Cannon wed in the Bahamas just a couple of weeks after dating. It’s come out that Nick Cannon actually gave Mariah the same ring he used for his ex-fiance, Victoria Secret model Selita. The $2.5 million ring was spotted on Mariah’s finger, and Cannon must be feeling stupid.

 

But not so fast! I think Cannon has a plan here. It’s also come out that they did not sign a pre-nup, because according to Mariah Carey, “there wasn’t enough time.” This is a brilliant play by Nick Cannon since Mariah Carey, the highest-selling woman artist in history, has a lot mroe dough than Cannon. It kinda reminds me of the new movie “What Happens in Vegas” where Ashton Kutcher tries to divorce Cameron Diaz so he doesn’t have to give up his winnings from the casino.

I’m really not surprised Mariah pulled such a dumb move. She seems to be really emotional, after her depression and threats of suicide. For some reason she thinsk they’ll be together forever…silly kids.

Mariah Carey and Nick Cannon married this week in the Bahamas. The couple wed in a secret ceremony in front of family and friends at Eleuthra. Cannon apparently had a specially designed $2.5 million for Mariah. The couple has only been dating for a few weeks, so this is definitely a surprise.

I sense a stunt for attention? Both have albums releasing soon and this would definitely get them more sales. Mariah is 38 and Cannon is 27. It’s Nick’s first marriage and Mariah’s second after divocring Tommy Mottola in 1998.

Mariah Carey is supposed to be one of the biggest spoiled bitches on the planet, and she has a new bitch in Nick Cannon. I really feel for him.

The man once called the “Baddest man on the planet” is now working his was to the “Fattest man on the planet.” The youngest heavyweight champ ever who once knocked out 12 out of 19 men in the first round is now knocking out plate after plate at Mr. Chow’s. The man who was once known for biting off ears is now know for biting off juicy chunks of chicken.

OK, that’s enough of that, but this is truly one of the sad stories of the last 20 years. Mike Tyson used to be the most feared boxer on the planet, but after being jailed for rape for 3 years in 1992 he never really recovered. He had reportedly blown a fortune of over $300 million after filing for bankruptcy in 2003.

It was rumored that Tyson was on an intense detox diet, planning on returning to the ring against Evander Holyfield for the first time in 10 years. It has also been rumored that he will become a cage fighter after his experience reffing one. Now both look far from reach, and who knows where he’ll be in the next 5 years.

 

I didn’t know much about Miley Cyrus just a couple months ago, but I sure do now. I didn’t even find out she and Hannah Montana were the same person until just a few weeks ago! But this girl has the greatest marketing team on Earth and has some future ahead of her because of them.

First of all, she is the daughter of Billy Ray Cyrus. If you don’t know who that is, you’re singing his song every time the song “Achy Breaky Heart” gets stuck in your head mercilessly repeating itself for hours. She is also in the process of changing her name to Miley Ray Cyrus so she can be more like daddy.

Last year Miley Cyrus earned $18 million. $18 million?! At 14?!?! She has been in 4 movies, has her own TV show, 4 music albums, has won numerous awards, and her concert tickets sell for thousands of dollars. Oh yeah, she’s also in the process of writing her memoirs… at 15 years old. The market behind her image is unbelievable. Listen to her stuff, she’s not even that good!

 
 
 
 

 
 
 
Honestly, I think her dad should be changing his name to Miley Cyrus.