Aparrently the poor deer had been swimming all night, and was too tired to fight being tied up or run away.

I developed an amazing filter that makes nude pictures safe for children. If only I can implement it on a web browser I’ll make millions.

Yeah.

You probably don’t love them like these people do: They got their wedding picture taken next to a bunch of Jordans. I guess for some people shoes are that important. I had a pair of Jordans back in 3rd grade, but didn’t find them that wonderful.

This proves that you really can find any thing on the Internet, and that some people’s minds may still be in the Middle Ages.