I love foreign translations, especially when Asian people take American phrases and mix them up. This would not fly here.

Our recession would undoubtedly be solved by this simple yet effective system of collecting taxes.

If you have a friend that knows how to use a backhoe, don’t make him mad. Or you’re going to be sad.

I love yahoo answers. You can ask anything. Especially if you have some medical problem; everybody on Yahoo answers is a doctor.

Behold. My trap card is activated. You are mines.

The Vietnamese way isn’t always the easy way, but it always gets the job done. Bicycle drivebys do damage.