I feel the same way the this Kangaroo feels today. I lost a lot of money in these past two days with Adwords, and that’s never a good feeling. I want to just go swimming into the ocean too! Oh goodbye cruel world.

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Leave anything out and be guaranteed a bird will eat it, or take it to its nest. If you’re at a picnic, crows will come and eat everything. If you’re at a beach, a seagull will come and eat everything. If you’re in the city, pigeons will come and eat everything.

 
Stealing from this poor kangaroo.

 
stealing from a store.

 
stealing from a squirrel.

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So I have recently been looking for a trainer to get me back in the gym and I believe I have found the answer!

Meet Aditya “Romeo” Dev, the swollest little man on Earth. I’m importing him from India in a Cheetos bag and can’t wait to get my swole on. I mean look at him! He has a baby’s clothes on, cool blonde hair, and a super physique!

Get yo swole on little man!

 
I’m glad I live in Texas, because there aren’t many bears. But for ya’ll that live up north. Beware it’s Bear season again. Out of all the animal species on land, bears are the largest carnivores and the cutest. They eat nuts and small forest creatures most of the time, but occasionally they’ll eat humans ALIVE! Don’t let their cuteness fool you: If you see a bear you might be in grave danger.

 
I warned you guys, so don’t be caught off guard.

 
Look at this guy trying to release a bear into the wild. Obviously, he should have known it’s bear season. It’s unfortunate that he had to suffer the consequence of an angry bear.

Bear season = payback time
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Some people have the strangest fascinations with drawing on their drunk buddy’s faces. If I personally woke up with sharply all over my face, I would raise so much hell that John Edward’s sermon, “Sinners in the Hands of an Angry God”, would not come close to describing it. I never get to the point were I just fall asleep anywhere, so I doubt this could ever happen to me; futhermore, I don’t have assholes for friends that would do this sort of thing-at least I hope not. Although it would suck to get drawn on, if you’re not the one getting your body painted like a canvas, it’s usually funny to watch and see the result. The people who do it are usually creative too, aside from the boring penis on face.

 
You have to watch this video. This guy gets a rude awakening when he wakes up. Imagine if you were in his shoes; how pissed would you be when you woke up a lake?


 


 
Oh hey guys… i’m ready for the Ballroom dance.

 
I am DUR the drunk robot…beep beepp.

 
Step #1 take the trash can and dump it on him. Step #2 insert rod into butt.

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What does Russia have a lot of? It has coldness, vodka and bears that are not scared of humans. In Russia the brown bear is one of the most well-known and most populated animals; no wonder it’s considered a national symbol! Back in the day, these brown bears used to be really friendly toward people but now because of poaching, they have become less peaceful. In some cases they’ll demand food and straight up rob you, even if you’re in a car!


 
Sometimes, they’ll even demand a ride back home. If you charge them too much, they won’t be happy…

 
These bears could take some lessons from Yogi Bear: They’re making a mess!

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Rick Ross is a Miami rapper known for being a big black guy, who has a lot of jewelry and lives an extravagant lifestyle. He took his stage name “Rick Ross” from a famous drug trafficker, who’s serving life in prison for getting caught with 100 kilograms of cocaine. Ross has an explicit style of rapping: He is very straight to the point about being the boss, getting rich by dealing drugs and showing off. One of his most famous songs is “Hustlin”.

“Who the fuck you think you fuckin with, I’m the fuckin boss 745 white on white thats fuckin ross”

 
Ross’s music personifies him as guy you don’t want to mess with, because he’s better than you and always will be. His style really makes the term “Rick Rossed”. You can say the definitions of this term can mean outdone, beat, exceed, excel, outclass, outdistance, outfox and outgun. Basically, if you get “Rick Rossed” it means you met somebody better than you in every way and is flaunting it in your face.

 
For instance, Jim buys a car with all his money and is extremely happy with his purchase….

Back by popular demand are the Korean comics by the Yang Young-Soon.