Cause all you need is a paperclip.

Yeah, so if you have lost any property lately check out the nation’s biggest lost and found box.

http://www.missingmoney.com/

Seriously, how does somebody lose property or money? Sounds like a big scam to me, pay a membership fee to join and find your lost millions; maybe you had a long lost uncle that was a pirate, and left you a bunch of gold coins. Maybe.

The real comedy here is that people actually use this service. I wonder what they find?

Yeah.

What other way to show your appreciation for fast shipment than saying you’ll protect them in a shower.

Yeah.

Then Lego cufflinks are for you. Pick up a set of these and you’ll be good to go:

If that’s a little too geeky for you, don’t worry. Limited Monopoly editions are available too:

www.WhorePresents.com

www.ExpertSexChange.com

www.PenisIsland.net

www.TheRapistFinder.com

www.PowerGenitalia.com

www.IPAnywhere.com

www.CummingFirst.com

www.SpeedoFart.com

www.GotAHoe.com