Apr
16
2008
This guy in Texas decided to steal an 6 foot alligator and put it in his car. Fortunately, he was caught by a state trooper, before he was eaten. Come on guy, what can you do with an alligator?
The trooper told Eyewitness News that William Johnson found the gator in the road near Angleton and loaded it up into his Buick Regal, then broke into a house in Brazoria.
DPS Trooper Steve Stanfield explained, “From my understanding, he tried to get a big screen TV out of the house. He couldn’t get it in the car by himself, so he recruited a neighbor, who, when he saw the alligator, dropped the TV and said, ‘Alright, I ain’t got nothing to do with it.’”
View the story here.
Yeah.
Apr
06
2008
Que. I’m 19 and I think I’m addicted to masturbation. I masturbate so much that blisters and cuts are forming on my penis. The cuts are really beginning to hurt; it’s even painful to walk now. Can you help me?
Mar
27
2008
“The FLOWBEE Vacuum Haircut System allows you to create the most popular haircut styles. FLOWBEE can cut your hair from 1/2″ to 6″ long in any 1/4″ increments. Simply select the desired spacer depending on the length you want your haircut. Then attach the spacer to your Flowbee. Haircut styles of your choice are easy and clean. Longer than 6″ haircut is possible with the addition of more spacers available on the parts page.”
Sounds great! It’s fun, cheap and easy to clean up! I must have one now!
Mar
26
2008
I hope I never have to experience any of this!
Hooch: Bread and fruit kept in a plastic bag until it ferments and becomes alcoholic. Disgusting!
Cho-Mo/Tree-Jumper: A child molester…the most hated person in prison.
Punk/bitch/Ho: Someone who “takes it in the back.”
Bootie Flu: AIDs
Peckerwood: A racist white guy.
Cap: A cap off chapstick which is used to measure weed.
Lean: Cough syrup that after heated and cooled can give you a buzz.
Moist: Means you’re soft.
Canteen: Stuff sold to inmates from the state.
Store: The prison hustler who sells canteen outta his cell.
Keister Bunny: Someone who keeps his butt packed with something.
Fifi: Something used to simulate sex. You roll a trash bag in a towel and put warm liquid inside.
Mar
23
2008
Wikipedia never ceases to amaze me. Look at this article about putting a series of the word “buffalo” into correct sentence structure.
Buffalo buffalo Buffalo buffalo buffalo buffalo Buffalo buffalo
After reading that article, I still don’t know how 8 buffalo used in a row can make a complete sentence: Where is the subject and the verb? Why didn’t our English teachers teach us this! I would imagine that you say each “buffalo” with a distinct tone, like a song! BUFFALO buffalo buFfalo buffalo
Yeah.
Mar
21
2008
I was looking at duffle bags and I came upon this item.
For those of you too lazy to click, it’s the “2006-2011 World Outlook for Duffle Bags and Knapsacks [DOWNLOAD: PDF] ” and costs $795.00.
If you read the description, you can see it is very poorly written: It doesn’t make sense at all. It starts off with this phrase, ” WHAT IS LATENT DEMAND AND THE P.I.E.?”
Who cares what latent demand and pie are; I want to know about the world outlook on duffle bags! Seriously, who spends their time to research such a pointless endeavors.
The author should change the title to “HOW TO NOT SELL A BOOK”.
Yeah.Â
Trust me it will really work….
Ksheu Uehsk : Dear Friend, One most important thing to be known is that the skin of penis is very soft, i think you are using ‘Soap’ for masturdating, if so, my friend soap contains acid, which is harming your willy. Stop using soap and start oil as an lubricating agent. I hope my suggestion will help you with your problem.
Kaushal: All the advice that’s given above is really helpful to me, thanks to everyone,but i need an advice regarding this….I face the same problem the guy faces and in addition to that, i also face dullness, nervous tension( feel like some parasites are eating my nerves ) and loss of mental alertness ( i always feel like sleeping a lot), this nervous tension also caused me bad results in my exams.
I remember i shagged an hour before my EAMCET exam looking my neighbour girl and my ranked dropped to worst.
please help me out, i’m 20 now!