May 20 2008
Happy/Sad Cartoon Wallpapers.
Archive for the 'Funny Things' Category
May 17 2008
Best Ebay Comment.
What other way to show your appreciation for fast shipment than saying you’ll protect them in a shower.
Yeah.
Apr 20 2008
Want to be a total babe magnet?
Then Lego cufflinks are for you. Pick up a set of these and you’ll be good to go:
If that’s a little too geeky for you, don’t worry. Limited Monopoly editions are available too:
Apr 16 2008
Unintenionally Funny URLs
www.WhorePresents.com
www.ExpertSexChange.com
www.PenisIsland.net
www.TheRapistFinder.com
www.PowerGenitalia.com
www.IPAnywhere.com
www.CummingFirst.com
www.SpeedoFart.com
www.GotAHoe.com
Apr 16 2008
I stole your Alligator
This guy in Texas decided to steal an 6 foot alligator and put it in his car. Fortunately, he was caught by a state trooper, before he was eaten. Come on guy, what can you do with an alligator?
The trooper told Eyewitness News that William Johnson found the gator in the road near Angleton and loaded it up into his Buick Regal, then broke into a house in Brazoria.
DPS Trooper Steve Stanfield explained, “From my understanding, he tried to get a big screen TV out of the house. He couldn’t get it in the car by himself, so he recruited a neighbor, who, when he saw the alligator, dropped the TV and said, ‘Alright, I ain’t got nothing to do with it.’”
Yeah.
Apr 06 2008
Hilarious Comments from an Indian Sex Blog
Que. I’m 19 and I think I’m addicted to masturbation. I masturbate so much that blisters and cuts are forming on my penis. The cuts are really beginning to hurt; it’s even painful to walk now. Can you help me?
Trust me it will really work….
Ksheu Uehsk : Dear Friend, One most important thing to be known is that the skin of penis is very soft, i think you are using ‘Soap’ for masturdating, if so, my friend soap contains acid, which is harming your willy. Stop using soap and start oil as an lubricating agent. I hope my suggestion will help you with your problem.
Kaushal: All the advice that’s given above is really helpful to me, thanks to everyone,but i need an advice regarding this….I face the same problem the guy faces and in addition to that, i also face dullness, nervous tension( feel like some parasites are eating my nerves ) and loss of mental alertness ( i always feel like sleeping a lot), this nervous tension also caused me bad results in my exams.
I remember i shagged an hour before my EAMCET exam looking my neighbour girl and my ranked dropped to worst.
please help me out, i’m 20 now!