May 20 2008
Archive for the 'Funny Things' Category
May 17 2008
What other way to show your appreciation for fast shipment than saying you’ll protect them in a shower.
Apr 20 2008
Then Lego cufflinks are for you. Pick up a set of these and you’ll be good to go:
If that’s a little too geeky for you, don’t worry. Limited Monopoly editions are available too:
Apr 16 2008
Apr 16 2008
This guy in Texas decided to steal an 6 foot alligator and put it in his car. Fortunately, he was caught by a state trooper, before he was eaten. Come on guy, what can you do with an alligator?
The trooper told Eyewitness News that William Johnson found the gator in the road near Angleton and loaded it up into his Buick Regal, then broke into a house in Brazoria.
DPS Trooper Steve Stanfield explained, “From my understanding, he tried to get a big screen TV out of the house. He couldn’t get it in the car by himself, so he recruited a neighbor, who, when he saw the alligator, dropped the TV and said, ‘Alright, I ain’t got nothing to do with it.’”
Apr 06 2008
Que. I’m 19 and I think I’m addicted to masturbation. I masturbate so much that blisters and cuts are forming on my penis. The cuts are really beginning to hurt; it’s even painful to walk now. Can you help me?