This lady has some really embarrassing $5,500 but implants. They are sagging and look really bad and have even caused her some pain. I feel bad for her, but the news anchors sure don’t!

 

Lefkos Hajji wanted a special engagement for his girlfriend. Something that she would not forget. He came up with the brilliant idea to put his $12,000 engagement ring in a helium balloon. He thought his girlfriend would be impressed by his genius when he popped the balloon at the same time that he “popped the question.” BRILLIANT! As Hajji was walking in the beautiful London weather (sarcasm) a gust of wind blew the balloon away. He followed the balloon for two hours in his car but eventually lost it. Hey Hajji I have a play on words too. The wind blew away your balloon and at the same time blew away your chances of getting with any girl EVER. Fortunately the girl isn’t as stupid as Lefkos and won’t talk to him until he gets a new ring.

NO.

This site ashleymadison.com was created by another Internet genius. Why can’t I think of these things?! What better way to make money off people’s misery???

So the site isn’t the most attractive, but it can be completely anonymous and even has an escape button, in case the wifey, or husband, walks in suddenly. I’m guessing it’s useful for many people and it shows how much society has changed in just the last 20 years.

LOLLLL hope this doesn’t happen to you…

So I was thinking of how cool it would be to put a vanity plate on my crappy car and wanted to look for examples…

1 MPG…damn Hummers

AARRRRRRRR

BLOND

NOT OJ…OJ’s getaway vehicle if you didn’t know

EAT THE (Kids First)

GLOBL WRMR

(V)AGINA

TIMMAY…from South Park

JETTA…ironic?

Another rapper finds a new way to make money without a brain.

First it was Crunk Juice by Lil’ John, now it’s condoms! That’s right…Lil’ Wayne started a condom line called Strapped LOL. I love the name, and I love Lil’ Wayne…I’m definitely investing in some of these.

I’m definitely gonna stay Strapped 4 Life!

This story actually makes me smile. To think that two people could be so happy together with so little means there is something good in this world. This must be a great girl too…look at the guy’s face…look at the reception…Coke and no food?! Who cares! We’re married!!!