Sometimes tow trucks fail at doing their job, and end up being the ones that need towing.

 



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When the word “Prison” comes up you usually think of solitary confinement, for most of the day, with no fun whatsoever. This is actually not the case in the Prisons in the Philippines: Apparently, their prisons have dance programs. If you ever plan on committing crime, do it in the Philippines because then you can become a professional dancer after you come out.

Inmates dancing to Michael Jackson’s famous song- Thriller.

Inmates dancing to the popular Souljah Boy- Crank Dat Superman.

So how is it that these prisoners do dance with choreography that well? It seems like they have a lot of time on their hands, so they probably dance all day. If I was in jail, I’d do the same thing. But unfortunately, this will never work out in the

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It was 8 PM on Monday and I had just finished a meeting with my group for my MIS (Management Information Systems) class. I was in a hurry to get back home so I could study for my economics test the next day, but oh wait, I had to go back to Jester Market to buy a blue book for the test and a pen…that’s right…I’m in school and don’t have a pen. So I go down the huge hill and get my pen and blue book, and start going back up the giant hill.

I’m pretty relaxed and not in a hurry to get back to studying now and am just cruising. I stop at the stop light and debate whether I should go through the red repeatedly, but because of my paranoia and fear of cops, I decide otherwise. The light turns green and I’m going pretty fast…1st gear…2nd gear…3rd gear…4th gear…CRASH.

Let’s step back. I come up to the first stop sign and there’s a black Ford Ranger truck that just pulls up. The truck stops and I check his lights…no blinker. So I decide I don’t need to stop at the stop sign, the truck is going straight….

If you haven’t seen the Sarah Silverman video with Matt Damon here it is…

And here is a hilarious response to the video from last night on Jimmy Kimmel. How the hell did he get so many big celebrities and why was Harrison Ford so into it?! LOL.

LOL this is pretty funny…some how Mythbusters decides it’s a good idea to figure out if pretty girls fart.