OMG I’m going to Minneapolis!!! There’s a restaurant that annually serves sushi ON A NAKED WOMAN!!! And it was only $75!! What am I doing in Texas…The girl lays still for an hour with a daisy covering her “hoo hoo” and bamboo leaves between her skin and the delicious fish…I would definitely be eating those bamboo leaves!

 

So I decide to make a sequel to my previous post about Ines Sainz and I know you will enjoy.

This is Kim Kardashian. She’s a celebrity whore and was the daughter of one of OJ’s now deceased lawyers. She has a lotta money, a beautiful face, and some amazing implants (back and front). She also has a sex tape with Ray-J by the way…

Stay tuned for another juicy sequel!

This car is sick…and one day I shall own her mother

Especially if she comes with it lol

So I’m on the Yahoo! Sports page and see a story by Ashley Russell, some hot Irish sports reporter. So obviously I’m gonna search her in Google Images and this is what I find:

Not bad! That girl is really good looking, and apparently every page she was on was some Irish fanatics page…

But one picture I saw when I searched her name was of Ines Sainz. She is a Mexican sports reporter and is unbelievably hot. She also wears some of the tightest pants I have ever seen and really backs it up.

I’m moving to Mexico!