Jan 16 2012
Archive for the 'News' Category
Jul 02 2008
Jul 02 2008
This is the third time in the last few months that I’ve seen a story about a person who dies and nobody helps. People are f*cked up.
Jun 09 2008
Benjamin Copeland, a 44 year old man with only one leg, was charged with stealing 5 cars in 4 weeks from Budget and Avis rental parking lots.Â He uses crutches, and his greatest superpower is his magical use of his left leg to drive away with the stolen vehicles.
The superhero is also smart. He would ride the company’s shuttle from the Philadelphia airport and used his superhero senses to find a button on the bus that opens the back gate to the lot. The superhero would not use his powers for evil though.
Superhero Copeland would take the stolen vehicles on joy rides until they ran out of gas, as he couldn’t afford any. Once the gas was gone he would go back for another. Police tracked him easily when they found a stolen Expedition parked in his driveway, with the Avis tag still on it.
The superhero has been arrestd 17 times before, including 5 for robbery, two for auto theft, three for aggravated assault, and 2 for narcotics.
Jun 08 2008
So this Japanese Guy went crazy today and ran over some people with his truck. Then he stepped out and proceeded to stab people with a hunting knife. Apparently, he was tired of living and decided to kill as many people as possible. Homeboy probably played too much grand theft auto. Or he was just crazy.
Screaming as he randomly stabbed shoppers with a hunting knife, a 25-year-old man killed seven people and injured 11 others at lunchtime Sunday in a Tokyo retail district.
Tomohiro Kato drove a white two-ton rental truck into a crowd of pedestrians, running over at least three people and then emerging from the truck with a large knife, according to police and witnesses.
Indiscriminately slashing and stabbing as he went, Kato then ran and walked through the center of the Akihabara neighborhood, where thousands of young men from Japan and around the world gather for electronic gadgets and comic books, computer games and nerdy fellowship.