A couple were having a wedding on the day of the Sichuan earthquake.

This is the third time in the last few months that I’ve seen a story about a person who dies and nobody helps. People are f*cked up.

Benjamin Copeland, a 44 year old man with only one leg, was charged with stealing 5 cars in 4 weeks from Budget and Avis rental parking lots.  He uses crutches, and his greatest superpower is his magical use of his left leg to drive away with the stolen vehicles.

The superhero is also smart. He would ride the company’s shuttle from the Philadelphia airport and used his superhero senses to find a button on the bus that opens the back gate to the lot. The superhero would not use his powers for evil though.

Superhero Copeland would take the stolen vehicles on joy rides until they ran out of gas, as he couldn’t afford any. Once the gas was gone he would go back for another. Police tracked him easily when they found a stolen Expedition parked in his driveway, with the Avis tag still on it.

The superhero has been arrestd 17 times before, including 5 for robbery, two for auto theft, three for aggravated assault, and 2 for narcotics.

So this Japanese Guy went crazy today and ran over some people with his truck. Then he stepped out and proceeded to stab people with a hunting knife. Apparently, he was tired of living and decided to kill as many people as possible. Homeboy probably played too much grand theft auto. Or he was just crazy.

Screaming as he randomly stabbed shoppers with a hunting knife, a 25-year-old man killed seven people and injured 11 others at lunchtime Sunday in a Tokyo retail district.

Tomohiro Kato drove a white two-ton rental truck into a crowd of pedestrians, running over at least three people and then emerging from the truck with a large knife, according to police and witnesses.

Indiscriminately slashing and stabbing as he went, Kato then ran and walked through the center of the Akihabara neighborhood, where thousands of young men from Japan and around the world gather for electronic gadgets and comic books, computer games and nerdy fellowship.

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First Amendment of the Constitution: Hey, South Carolina, did you forget about me?

SC Inbreds: What da f*ck is da first amindmint?

First Amendment: Well there’s something called the Constitution, and I say there should be a separation of Church and State.

(South Carolina inbreds are to busy having sex with their cousins in the camaros and 20 year old pickups to listen)

South Carolina just passed a new law allowing inbreds of the state to pay for license plates with crosses on them. The cross covers a stained-glass window with the words “I Believe” below them. Republican Sen. Lawrence K. Grooms took a moment from taking care of his daughter/sister to say “I didn’t see a constitutional problem with it. We have other plates with religious symbols on them and phrases like ‘In God We Trust.’ Just because it’s a cross, some very closed-minded people don’t believe it should be on a plate.”

If they wanna interpret the Constitution like that how about we read the Constitution literaly as separation of Church and State. That means mosques and Jewish temples are a-ok! Yeah…let’s see what South Carolina says if we do that.