A couple were having a wedding on the day of the Sichuan earthquake.

This is the third time in the last few months that I’ve seen a story about a person who dies and nobody helps. People are f*cked up.

Benjamin Copeland, a 44 year old man with only one leg, was charged with stealing 5 cars in 4 weeks from Budget and Avis rental parking lots.  He uses crutches, and his greatest superpower is his magical use of his left leg to drive away with the stolen vehicles.

The superhero is also smart. He would ride the company’s shuttle from the Philadelphia airport and used his superhero senses to find a button on the bus that opens the back gate to the lot. The superhero would not use his powers for evil though.

Superhero Copeland would take the stolen vehicles on joy rides until they ran out of gas, as he couldn’t afford any. Once the gas was gone he would go back for another. Police tracked him easily when they found a stolen Expedition parked in his driveway, with the Avis tag still on it.

The superhero has been arrestd 17 times before, including 5 for robbery, two for auto theft, three for aggravated assault, and 2 for narcotics.

So this Japanese Guy went crazy today and ran over some people with his truck. Then he stepped out and proceeded to stab people with a hunting knife. Apparently, he was tired of living and decided to kill as many people as possible. Homeboy probably played too much grand theft auto. Or he was just crazy.

Screaming as he randomly stabbed shoppers with a hunting knife, a 25-year-old man killed seven people and injured 11 others at lunchtime Sunday in a Tokyo retail district.

Tomohiro Kato drove a white two-ton rental truck into a crowd of pedestrians, running over at least three people and then emerging from the truck with a large knife, according to police and witnesses.

Indiscriminately slashing and stabbing as he went, Kato then ran and walked through the center of the Akihabara neighborhood, where thousands of young men from Japan and around the world gather for electronic gadgets and comic books, computer games and nerdy fellowship.

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First Amendment of the Constitution: Hey, South Carolina, did you forget about me?

SC Inbreds: What da f*ck is da first amindmint?

First Amendment: Well there’s something called the Constitution, and I say there should be a separation of Church and State.

(South Carolina inbreds are to busy having sex with their cousins in the camaros and 20 year old pickups to listen)

South Carolina just passed a new law allowing inbreds of the state to pay for license plates with crosses on them. The cross covers a stained-glass window with the words “I Believe” below them. Republican Sen. Lawrence K. Grooms took a moment from taking care of his daughter/sister to say “I didn’t see a constitutional problem with it. We have other plates with religious symbols on them and phrases like ‘In God We Trust.’ Just because it’s a cross, some very closed-minded people don’t believe it should be on a plate.”

If they wanna interpret the Constitution like that how about we read the Constitution literaly as separation of Church and State. That means mosques and Jewish temples are a-ok! Yeah…let’s see what South Carolina says if we do that.

As Mexican bikers try to race across the U.S. border the border patrol says “enough is enough.”

10. Seattle, Washington

Starbucks, white people, and soon to lose their basketball team. Also a lotta rich people, never been there but it always seems to be near the top of these lists.

9. Huntsville, Alabama

Wannabe Houston (has the U.S. Space & Rocket Center), no professional sports, and no real downtown. I doubt this city would be any fun to live in. It’s also the hometown of Jose Canseco, so it Huntsville sucks as much as he does.

8. Albuquerque, New Mexico

I have been to the 2nd fastest growing city in the country and I actually did like it. It’s got good weather and beautiful views of mountains. Too bad it’s only got the University of New Mexico. It does however have the AAA baseball team, the Albuquerque Isotopes, the inspiration for the Springfield Isotopes and is the hometown for Neil Patrick Harris! Never mind I don’t like this city any more. Imagine having to type it’s name in Mapquest or anything else. Albuqweodabpdoig sucks!

7. Asheville, North Carolina

First of all, crappy name. Who the hell names a city after ash? Anyways, there’s nothing there. Small population means no big buildings or anything exciting. It’s…

Army Radio quoted a top official in Jerusalem claiming that a senior member of President Bush’s entourage had said in a closed meeting that Bush and Vice President Dick Cheney thought military action against Iran was called for.

“The hesitancy of Defense Secretary Robert Gates and Secretary of State Condoleezza Rice” was preventing the administration from deciding to launch an attack on Iran.

However, the White House dismissed the story. “We remain opposed to Iran’s ambitions to obtain a nuclear weapon. To that end, we are working to bring tough diplomatic and economic pressure on the Iranians to get them to change their behavior and to halt their uranium enrichment program.”

“As the president has said, no president of the United States should ever take options off the table, but our preference and our actions for dealing with this matter remain through peaceful diplomatic means. Nothing has changed in that regard.”

Last week Bush told the Post that “Iran is an incredibly negative influence” and “the biggest long-term threat to peace in the Middle East,” but that the US was “pushing back hard and will continue…

If you live in China you might want to watch what you post. The Chinese government has been putting some handcuffs on people that are suspected of disturbing the peace online. These two characters Jin Jin and Cha Cha are the icons of the government’s internet police. When you’re browsing in China and you come across inappropriate or controversial content, the two characters will show up on your screen and tell you it’s not to be trusted.

Although the program is run by the government, “Netizens”-Chinese citizens online- can contribute and flag websites for ChaCha and JinJin to investigate. Be careful of what you post in China: You could land in jail.

Yeah.