First off, if you don’t know what NATO is, it stands for the North Atlantic Treaty Organization. It’s a military alliance of countries who mutually agree to defend each other when one is in danger. Member countries include: Belgium, Canada, Czech Republic, Denmark, France, Germany, Greece, Hungary, Iceland, Italy, Luxembourg, Netherlands, Norway, Poland, Portugal, Spain, Turkey, United Kingdom, United States.
Today they admitted that they have been mistakenly supplying food, water and arms to Taliban forces in southern Afghanistan! They were supposed to drop the supplies off at a certain point, forgot how to read a map, and dropped the supplies some where away, where the Taliban grabbed it and gave the thumbs up to the men on board the helicopter. The pallet of supplies included rockets propelled gernades, ammunition, water, and food. Politicians in Afghanistan believe it was done purposely, while NATO’s general blames it on “human error” aka idiocy. “We are aware of it but we are not fired up about it. It sounds like someone made a mistake. It was a cock-up rather than a conspiracy.”The forces on the ground are working to get the message across that we do not deliberately supply the Taliban with arms.” I would hope not!
The military is currently working on suits with super strength to be used in battle reminiscent of the computer game Crysis. I can see it now: Americans walking in little tanks of suits through Iraq, Iran, Pakistan, and who knows where next?! Hope to God not! I have to admit though, this is some amazing technology.
This guy in Texas decided to steal an 6 foot alligator and put it in his car. Fortunately, he was caught by a state trooper, before he was eaten. Come on guy, what can you do with an alligator?
The trooper told Eyewitness News that William Johnson found the gator in the road near Angleton and loaded it up into his Buick Regal, then broke into a house in Brazoria.
DPS Trooper Steve Stanfield explained, “From my understanding, he tried to get a big screen TV out of the house. He couldn’t get it in the car by himself, so he recruited a neighbor, who, when he saw the alligator, dropped the TV and said, ‘Alright, I ain’t got nothing to do with it.’”
Joseph Manzanarez was arrested after he caused disruption in a Hollywood Video where his girl friend works. He threatened to kill her over what? Which gang their 4 year old child would join. He is a member of the Westside Ballers and she is a member of the Crips. Seriously, should we make people apply to have children? Obviously many are unfit for parenthood, and it’s not crazy to say that people like these are committing a crime by forcing a child to grow up in such an outrageous environment.
His name is Dick Masterson and he hates women more than you do. He has a book and a web site Here are a few quotes from his site:
“In the case of IQ, science has shown men to be smarter than women by mere inches. Even though women act like retarded monkeys, they don’t test like them. Still, what does “mere inches†actually look like? I’ll bet it’s fucking enormous.”
“Women’s entire lives and social circles are based around hatred. Do they hate their boyfriends? Do they hate their wardrobe? Do they hate each other? Yes, yes and fuck definitely. Men don’t go in for that silly sort of nonsense. If we’re dissatisfied, we pick up and move out. Or we take our mighty man muscles and lift fucking mountains so the world looks exactly the way we want it to. Men do more world changing before 9:00 AM than any woman ever has done in her whole life.”
“Do you know why men wear watches? It’s because there’s a limited amount of time in the day and men need to know how much of it there is so they can efficiently allocate their man ass kicking for the day. Women don’t wear watches; they wear bracelets. Women wearing bracelets is like dropping a bus of retarded kids off in front of a taffy pulling machine. They can just stare for hours and never get bored.”
I have to admit that he can write, but either he found a really clever way of making money, or a girl really broke his heart so badly that he devoted his life to hating women. Here’s a video of him on Dr. Phil:
The beautiful couple above are father and daughter. They’re willingly together and even have a kid together! This is there second child, but the first one, realizing every person on the face of the Earth would make fun of him, died. The father/ grandfather? also sets another great example for the family. He’s a former armed robber! I can’t wait to see this story on Maury.
