Charles Humble is the man who came up with the CVSA machine. It is a lie detection software on laptops that has been bought by over 1500 police departments and even been used at Guantanamo Bay to interview terrorists. The software cost $10,000 and, meaning he has made over $15 million in revenue! Charles humble calls himself Dr. Charles Humble based on his psychology degree in which he took 6 hours of bible studies classes at a school that was not accredited, and doesn’t even exist any more. Departments continue to use it even though there has been a case of a boy who was convinced by the machine’s results that he killed his little sister! Luckily DNA evidence proves other wise. Humble deserves to go to jail and fined about $15 million for his craziness…but he won’t.

Carl Tanzler was a necrophiliac, meaning he had a sexual attraction to corpses. Tanzler was a radiologist who was trying to save a girl, Maria Elena Milagro “Helen” de Hoyo, from tuberculosis. He fell in love with her and once she died he decided he wanted her to go on living. Tanzler removed the body from the cemetery and began sleeping with it. He put the bones together with wire and coat hangers, gave it glass eyes, replaced its decomposing skin with silk covered in wax, made a wig, and dressed it. The girls sister heard a rumor about him sleeping with the body and discovered it. He was arrested but wasn’t charged! Later scientists revealed a paper tube had been placed in the body for sex. Surprisingly, people at the time were sympathetic for Tanzler, calling him a hopeless romantic! Are you kidding me?! That guy was insane! It’s always surprising to see how crazy humans can be…

A manager at a shop in Philadelphia refuses food to people who don’t speak English. Assholes like this need to realize what this country was built on. Everyone in this country had ancestors who were immigrants to “their” country. Because a person cannot speak English does not mean they must go some where else to eat! Stories like this really disgust me and are reminiscent of the South in the 60’s. That guy, Joey Vento, should be shipped to the Congo and refused the right to eat unless he learns the African languages there.

NO.

I’m sure you’ve all heard of Governor Spitzer’s “escort,” Ashley Alexandra Dupre, who he paid $2,000 for sex. Joe Francis of the “Girls Gone Wild” videos reported that his company was planning to offer Dupre $1 million to do a video. Well, they went ahead and checked the archives and found out she had already been in GGW! In fact, the video will soon be on the GGW web site and you can see a sample or pay $30 to watch the full video.

Dupre was on the GGW bus in 2003 for her 18th birthday party and filmed 7 full-length videos! The girl is gonna make a lot of money. She has apparently already been offered a book deal and maybe even a movie. What a great deal!

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OMG I’m going to Minneapolis!!! There’s a restaurant that annually serves sushi ON A NAKED WOMAN!!! And it was only $75!! What am I doing in Texas…The girl lays still for an hour with a daisy covering her “hoo hoo” and bamboo leaves between her skin and the delicious fish…I would definitely be eating those bamboo leaves!

 

 
Mr. Martin is 101 years old and is training for the London Marathon. I’m 20 years old and can’t even run the 5k(3 miles), and he’s running a full one(26 miles) at 101 years old! He also drinks a pint of beer and smokes a cigarette halfway through the race. Talk about party animal! At age 101, Martin is really living life to the fullest: He’s in a rockband, runs marathons, drinks and smokes. He’s motto is,

” You are never too old to do what you enjoy.”

I wish one day, I can live just as long as him and enjoy the same things I enjoy now. This guy is a true inspiration.

Yeah

I’m sure all of you guys have heard of Paris Hilton’s sex scandal, but that’s pure flattery compared to what this guy, Edison Chen, has done.

So you haven’t heard of Edison Chen? You’re in the minority! Chen is only one of the most famous Chinese Actors in this decade.



Wait what’s the big deal about him? Well he’s been in several Chinese blockbuster movies in the past few years such as Initial D and Dog bite Dog. Even if you don’t know his name odds are more than 1.3 billion people in the world do! He was definitely a role model for China: He has done many ads for prestigious companies such as Manhattan Platinum credit card. Chen really had a career going; only at age 27, he could have been in the entertainment industry for 30+ more years! He is even his own CEO of this company Clot Media Division Limited. So pretty much, he had his sails set to the land of “Make-A-Lot Of Money”.

We get it, he’s a big A-list Star in China, whats the controversy? Oh, only that while having sex with 7+ female celebrities, he…