Why didn’t I think of this idea?

Twenty-six year old Jeff Libby spent $50,000 to create the table-top beer tap in his Atlanta sports bar. The system measures how much you take and charges by the ounce. So simple, but so brilliant! I think I will bring this to Houston/Austin.

A story came out about a 5′9″, 250 pound man who was shot by police with a taser in Syracuse earlier this week. Three officers tried to take him down before they resorted to the taser. How did he respond? Real-life King Kong said “Is that all you got?” Are u serious?! Those tasers have killed people and this guy wasn’t affected at all! After that he pulled the taser out and pointed at an officer, saying he was gonna take him out first. I wanna see him in UFC fighting Kimbo Slice.

Previous Tallest Guy: Bao Xishun

New Tallest Guy: Leonid Stadnyk

 
Just when you thought you were the best at something somebody better shows up, and rubs it in your face.
I saw an article yesterday about the world’s tallest man. Apparently, it isn’t that Asian guy-Bao Xishun; he was on the news, just a few months ago, for being the tallest guy in the world. I thought nobody could out-tall him, but I was wrong. Just just goes to prove that there’s always somebody better- in this case taller. Oh well, at least Bao can say he did something useful with his height: He saved a two dolphin last year by using his extremely long arms to reach into their mouths, removing some shards.

 
It’s pretty ridiculous that Bao Xishun got his height outdone; he is 7′ 9″ Feet tall. The new guy-Leonid Stadnyk- stands 8″6′ Feet, which is 9 inches taller than the previous tall man champion–Bao Xishun. Next year watch out for a guy that’s 10 feet tall to RICK ROSS Leonid.

 
This guy should give me a bit of his height; it’s my goal to break 6ft at least :’(. Unfortunately, I’ve been the same height for quite a while now. Short crew represent~

 
Yeah.

Thomas Beatie, who used to be a woman, is now a pregnant man. He had his breasts removed and took testosterone, but kept his vagina. Somehow he got Nancy Beatie to marry him and since she couldn’t get pregnant, he had sperm injected in him. This is their second try at pregnancy and it appears to be going as planned. The couple is very happy and proud, and we will soon see the first “pregnant man.”

For an even crazier story about a “pregnant man” read here!

Charles Humble is the man who came up with the CVSA machine. It is a lie detection software on laptops that has been bought by over 1500 police departments and even been used at Guantanamo Bay to interview terrorists. The software cost $10,000 and, meaning he has made over $15 million in revenue! Charles humble calls himself Dr. Charles Humble based on his psychology degree in which he took 6 hours of bible studies classes at a school that was not accredited, and doesn’t even exist any more. Departments continue to use it even though there has been a case of a boy who was convinced by the machine’s results that he killed his little sister! Luckily DNA evidence proves other wise. Humble deserves to go to jail and fined about $15 million for his craziness…but he won’t.

Carl Tanzler was a necrophiliac, meaning he had a sexual attraction to corpses. Tanzler was a radiologist who was trying to save a girl, Maria Elena Milagro “Helen” de Hoyo, from tuberculosis. He fell in love with her and once she died he decided he wanted her to go on living. Tanzler removed the body from the cemetery and began sleeping with it. He put the bones together with wire and coat hangers, gave it glass eyes, replaced its decomposing skin with silk covered in wax, made a wig, and dressed it. The girls sister heard a rumor about him sleeping with the body and discovered it. He was arrested but wasn’t charged! Later scientists revealed a paper tube had been placed in the body for sex. Surprisingly, people at the time were sympathetic for Tanzler, calling him a hopeless romantic! Are you kidding me?! That guy was insane! It’s always surprising to see how crazy humans can be…