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Mar 20 2008

Philly Shop has ‘No English Sign’

Published by NO under News

A manager at a shop in Philadelphia refuses food to people who don’t speak English. Assholes like this need to realize what this country was built on. Everyone in this country had ancestors who were immigrants to “their” country. Because a person cannot speak English does not mean they must go some where else to eat! Stories like this really disgust me and are reminiscent of the South in the 60’s. That guy, Joey Vento, should be shipped to the Congo and refused the right to eat unless he learns the African languages there.

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Mar 19 2008

Spitzer Hooker, Dupre, in “Girls Gone Wild”

Published by NO under Celebrities, News

I’m sure you’ve all heard of Governor Spitzer’s “escort,” Ashley Alexandra Dupre, who he paid $2,000 for sex. Joe Francis of the “Girls Gone Wild” videos reported that his company was planning to offer Dupre $1 million to do a video. Well, they went ahead and checked the archives and found out she had already been in GGW! In fact, the video will soon be on the GGW web site and you can see a sample or pay $30 to watch the full video.

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Dupre was on the GGW bus in 2003 for her 18th birthday party and filmed 7 full-length videos! The girl is gonna make a lot of money. She has apparently already been offered a book deal and maybe even a movie. What a great deal!

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Mar 11 2008

Naked Sushi

Published by NO under Hawt Girls, News

OMG I’m going to Minneapolis!!! There’s a restaurant that annually serves sushi ON A NAKED WOMAN!!! And it was only $75!! What am I doing in Texas…The girl lays still for an hour with a daisy covering her “hoo hoo” and bamboo leaves between her skin and the delicious fish…I would definitely be eating those bamboo leaves!

 

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Mar 07 2008

Meet Buster Martin: 101 Years Old.

Published by UltraYeah under News

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Mr. Martin is 101 years old and is training for the London Marathon. I’m 20 years old and can’t even run the 5k(3 miles), and he’s running a full one(26 miles) at 101 years old! He also drinks a pint of beer and smokes a cigarette halfway through the race. Talk about party animal! At age 101, Martin is really living life to the fullest: He’s in a rockband, runs marathons, drinks and smokes. He’s motto is,

” You are never too old to do what you enjoy.”

 

I wish one day, I can live just as long as him and enjoy the same things I enjoy now. This guy is a true inspiration.

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Feb 21 2008

Meet Edison Chen. The Paris Hilton of the East.

Published by UltraYeah under News

I’m sure all of you guys have heard of Paris Hilton’s sex scandal, but that’s pure flattery compared to what this guy, Edison Chen, has done.

So you haven’t heard of Edison Chen? You’re in the minority! Chen is only one of the most famous Chinese Actors in this decade.

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Wait what’s the big deal about him? Well he’s been in several Chinese blockbuster movies in the past few years such as Initial D and Dog bite Dog. Even if you don’t know his name odds are more than 1.3 billion people in the world do! He was definitely a role model for China: He has done many ads for prestigious companies such as Manhattan Platinum credit card. Chen really had a career going; only at age 27, he could have been in the entertainment industry for 30+ more years! He is even his own CEO of this company Clot Media Division Limited. So pretty much, he had his sails set to the land of “Make-A-Lot Of Money”.

We get it, he’s a big A-list Star in China, whats the controversy? Oh, only that while having sex with 7+ female celebrities, he took pictures and videos. Among the list of actors he slept with is Maggie Q. Most of you know her as the Asian chick, who played in the new Die Hard Movie. Over the years, Chen amassed over 1.6k nude photos on his laptop of various female celebrities; he really had enough to start his own adult store. Hewould have been fine if nobody knew about it…. BUT last month-January- he took his laptop into a private computer shop to get it serviced. Unfortunately, for him his photos and videos were taken from his computer and some of them placed on the internet. If you’re dumb enough to have incriminating pictures on your computer and have it serviced by strangers, then you deserve whats coming!

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3 Meet Edison Chen. The Paris Hilton of the East.

Conclusion: Rumors have it that the Triads are trying to kill Chen for spoiling the entertainment business’s image: Triads own most of the entertainment industry in Hong Kong. After this scandal started Edison moved to Canada, where he is from, to hide from the media and maybe from being killed. Yesterday, 02/21/08, Chen did a press conference which confirmed that he is leaving the Hong Kong entertainment industry indefinitely. As a result, he is losing hundreds of endorsements and movie deals, which means no $ :’(. His choice was the right one, because there would be no way the Chinese would accept him after what he has done. This is definitely one of the biggest scandal in the Asian entertainment of this century: Not only has he ruined his own career but the careers of several other female celebrities.

4 Meet Edison Chen. The Paris Hilton of the East.

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