Congratulations Reebok, you have created the ugliest shoe in history and have scared away any potential deals to Nike, Adidas, and possibly Skechers. Reebok really sucks.

If you haven’t heard about the greatest U.S. Open in history this weekend then get the hell off the site. For everyone else, wasn’t it amazing? Tiger came back from 2 months without playing competetive golf and fought through a hurt knee (which may now need microfracture surgery, possibly ruining his career) to beat unknown Rocco Mediate in sudden death.

The stock market has averaged 781.5 million shares traded for the last 30 months, and dropped yesterday an astounding 9% to 709.9 million. He may be the only person on Earth that could drop the market that low, which is why sports are amazing.

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The famous creator of Star Wars unfortunately slept with a whale and created this offspring. Luckily for us she isn’t trying to use her father’s fame to become a model or actress, but this is pretty disturbing…She should definitely try to find work in that chick roller hockey thing and pro create with the Star Wars Kid.