After two divorces and a book that made every person in sports hate him, Jose Canseco is desperate for money…really desperate. Canseco and his promoter are looking for someone to pay $5,000 to fight him (he’ll probably be on steroids) on July 12. If you wanna fight him email fightcanseco@aol.com. I’ve already sent my email and hopefully some of you can join me!

Antwaan Randle El, one of the fastest players in the NFL, claims he return a kickoff against a bear. a bear expert said that bears can run 35 mph, while the fastest human can run 27 mph. However, Randle El claims that he could out-juke the bear.

I’m guesing he had a conversation with some friend as they watched Animal Planet that went something like this:

Randle El: Dat bear slow dan a muhfuka, no way he run 35 mph.

Friend: Yuh betchu cuh outrun him.

Randle El: If dat bear saw mah juke he woo fah dawn.

Friend: Lez go get some Chuhch’s.

The guy who sent in these pictures said they were at an Austin bar (Vince still goes to UT to finish his education degree) and he got really drunk. They decided to take off their clothes, even though there were no girls around to show off to, and apparently Vince shut his eyes and just stood there for 5 minutes. Represent the #1 party school of 2006 Vince!

Soccer commercials are always the best.