Things I Hate:

When your favorite song comes on the radio and you wanna sing as loud as possible and someone calls that you must answer.

When you anticipate your shampoo will soon run out and you buy a new bottle, and no matter how much you over-shampoo it seems like the bottle will never end.

When you have one too many eleectronics and you have to either switch off between two things or buy a whole new surge protector for one plug.

When people blindly support someone based on ethnicity rather than credentials.

When your favorite show is on and the cable decides to create humongous, annoying pixels across your screen.

State troopers.

When Dish Network installs their equipment and they give you a DVR without offering the HD DVR for free, and when you realize it and you want to switch to the HD DVR two days later they say they must charge you $150.

People who think you’re unorganized just because your things aren’t kept the way they like it, even though you know where everything is, and once they “organize” it their way, you can’t find anything and are much more unorganized than you ever were before.

People that think they must force conversation…what’s wrong with sitting there quietly once in a while?

People who drive the speed limit.

People who continue to support George Bush, Jr.

Nickelodeon’s decision to play Roseanne all night instead of Fresh Prince of Bel-air.

People obsessed with Mac computers because they feel they’re better than others since they spent twice what their computers should be sold for.

When ugly people have beautiful voices…it’s very disappointing once you see their disgusting faces.

Things I Love:

People who read my rants!

No she doesn’t have cancer, but she might as well. Cameron Diaz shaved her head bald for a dramatic new movie called My Sister’s Keeper. I’m pretty sure I only go to see a Cameron Diaz movie when she’s half naked, has hair on her head, and doesn’t look like a man (remember “The Mask?”).

Mark Cuban defended his employee, Josh Howard today, when he admitted to smoking pot in the past. In an interview with Dan Patrick he said he had tried it but didn’t admit to ever smoking it regularly.

Patrick: Do you care if he smokes pot?

Cuban: I’d be a hypocrite if I said ‘yes’ because I’ve inhaled, and when I inhaled I coughed a couple lungs out. And so I was never a big fan of smoking, but if I’ve tried it I can’t look at somebody and say, ‘How can you try it?’ That’s just terrible. [...] Again, I’d just be hypocritical if I said, ‘Josh, smoking pot is just the worst thing you could possibly do.’

Cuban said Howard didn’t smoke during the season and said former players did smoke pot to where it became a performance issue. Cuban said those players were removed by trade or waiver. Steve Nash, Michael Finley, Antwan Jamison, Antoine Walker. All these players have been traded during Cuban’s tenure, which could it be?

After two divorces and a book that made every person in sports hate him, Jose Canseco is desperate for money…really desperate. Canseco and his promoter are looking for someone to pay $5,000 to fight him (he’ll probably be on steroids) on July 12. If you wanna fight him email fightcanseco@aol.com. I’ve already sent my email and hopefully some of you can join me!

Microsoft Photosynth is some amazing new technology that compiles multiple images from a single location, creating 3D photo tourism.

A 29 year old Swiss man died after trying to beat his friend in a spitting contest off a balcony. He got a running start to give his saliva a little more momentum and ended up going over the balcony railing, falling 20 feet to his death.

The two geniuses decided to do this after coming home from an Italian disco, presumably drunk. Luckily for a third friend he decided that sleeping was more exciting than a spitting contest. It’s usually hard to laugh at death, but not this time.