This site ashleymadison.com was created by another Internet genius. Why can’t I think of these things?! What better way to make money off people’s misery???

So the site isn’t the most attractive, but it can be completely anonymous and even has an escape button, in case the wifey, or husband, walks in suddenly. I’m guessing it’s useful for many people and it shows how much society has changed in just the last 20 years.

LOLLLL hope this doesn’t happen to you…

I’m definitely getting some glass stairs in my first house…and my new BMW 335 in the back…How fun it is to dream!

Now this is just really cool idea.

This company offers a complete analysis of your genetics to rate your risk of heart disease, cancer, etc. It can also track your DNA through time and who knows? Some day you could be selling aspects of your genes to people who want what you got (a big package, athletic body, etc. lol).

The service is $999, which really isn’t that bad judging by what you get in return. Too bad I’m poor after buying my silver car!

Meet Keyontyli and Taleon Goffney.

These guys are a true triple threat: they’re gay, they’re porn stars, and they’re burglars. Apparently they’re the ones responsible for an incredible 40 rooftop burglary in 1 1/2 years in Philly.

I thought these guys took a page outta Santa Claus’s book too and went down chimney, which would be hilarious, but all they need are an axe and saw to get through. So the gay porn stars will climb your roof and axe through the ceiling to steal…cigarettes and condoms…how are so many people in this world so brilliant?!

Does all this seem crazy?! There’s more! Taleon was finally arrested, but escaped! He head but his way through the back window, climbe dout the back and landed on his face, and ran to a pond and swam across…with handcuffs on…like Flipper…He got away and two cops were hurt in the pursuit…oh yeah, and he yelled “You’ll never catch me!” while he escaped.

These twins are my new heroes…and if you wanna see them up close, download the movie “Marc and the Twins”…

Tired of the same old tattoo? Running out of real estate on the body? Get a tattoo in your eye!

People crazier than me are in the process of experimenting with turning an entire eye blue with ink. As they say: “Now that this experiment has been started, please wait for us to either heal or go blind before trying it.” The greatest minds of our time are obviously working hardto come up with the breakthrough of the century…Who needs a cure for cancer when you can have eye tattoo?!!

NO.

Fox is at it again! The network that has made its success off of revitalizing once-failed animated shows (The Simpsons, King of the Hill, and Family Guy) is trying to feed off Family Guy’s success. Executives at Fox announced they may create a spin-off based on Cleveland. He’s the black guy that’s whipped by Loretta and fits the stereotypes so well.

Cleveland seems to be the most unlikely to have his own show, but I would be very interested to get a peek of his life outside of his interactions with Peter and the Griffins. He also always has something subtle, yet hilarious to say. Good luck Cleveland!