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Feb 22 2008

GAME OVER

Published by NO under Sports

End the season now!! Start the playoffs!! The Houston Rockets have declared GAME OVER for the rest of the NBA. On Thursday the Rockets completed two deals, ridding of Gawen DeAngelo “Bonzi” Wells, Kirk the bench Snyder, and Mike James (who played more golf than basketball).


Not only were they able to rid of the three stooges, but brought in the GREAT Bobby Jackson and the cupcake-blowing-while-dunking hometown STUD Gerald Green!!OK, I know they were not the most mind-blowing or fan-friendly trades, but they were nonetheless SMART.

smart cat

As much as fans want progress now and could care less about the future, this trade will do a great deal of help to the Rockets in the future. This summer we will have the money to go after someone who can really help us. As much of a homer as I am, I have to look at this trade through the statistical genius of Daryl Morey. Statistically, the chances of the Rockets actually winning the championship this year are slim to none. The west has never been this good, and if we some how do get past the beasts of the west, we would still have to face one of two…scratch that…now THREE very good teams in the east (the Cavs did some dealing yesterday as well). Fans will be praising Morey this summer when the Rockets are vastly improved through some additions and we don’t have to go after players like the Franchise or Stromile Dee Dee Deee Swift.


That is not to say that we don’t have a chance. Adelman has done what none thought was possible in combining JVG’s defensive brilliance and some of his pass the ball like a hot potato offense. And T-Mac seems to be cruising through the second half of the season, a la Robert Horry, where he will likely explode into the playoffs. But lets face it, although Aaron Brooks can play and has a good chance of being our PG in the near future, he is not ready to handle the reins in the playoffs. We needed an experienced backup to Rafer and we got it in Bobby Jackson. Jackson is a competitor in the playoffs, and only old man Dikembe Mutumbo has more experience than he does. Trust me, playoff experience in the playoffs makes a world of difference. Gerald Green is another story…

gerald green dunk champion

this guy plays less defense than the Phoenix Suns and is basically a turnover-prone spot-up three-point shooter. I do believe however that with a veteran team like the Rockets he does have the chance of getting his act together and improving vastly. He’s barely 22 and has worlds of talent.

By the way, this should be interesting…FIGHT!!!


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Feb 21 2008

Meet Edison Chen. The Paris Hilton of the East.

Published by UltraYeah under News

I’m sure all of you guys have heard of Paris Hilton’s sex scandal, but that’s pure flattery compared to what this guy, Edison Chen, has done.

So you haven’t heard of Edison Chen? You’re in the minority! Chen is only one of the most famous Chinese Actors in this decade.

Edison Chen

Wait what’s the big deal about him? Well he’s been in several Chinese blockbuster movies in the past few years such as Initial D and Dog bite Dog. Even if you don’t know his name odds are more than 1.3 billion people in the world do! He was definitely a role model for China: He has done many ads for prestigious companies such as Manhattan Platinum credit card. Chen really had a career going; only at age 27, he could have been in the entertainment industry for 30+ more years! He is even his own CEO of this company Clot Media Division Limited. So pretty much, he had his sails set to the land of “Make-A-Lot Of Money”.

We get it, he’s a big A-list Star in China, whats the controversy? Oh, only that while having sex with 7+ female celebrities, he took pictures and videos. Among the list of actors he slept with is Maggie Q. Most of you know her as the Asian chick, who played in the new Die Hard Movie. Over the years, Chen amassed over 1.6k nude photos on his laptop of various female celebrities; he really had enough to start his own adult store. Hewould have been fine if nobody knew about it…. BUT last month-January- he took his laptop into a private computer shop to get it serviced. Unfortunately, for him his photos and videos were taken from his computer and some of them placed on the internet. If you’re dumb enough to have incriminating pictures on your computer and have it serviced by strangers, then you deserve whats coming!

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3 Meet Edison Chen. The Paris Hilton of the East.

Conclusion: Rumors have it that the Triads are trying to kill Chen for spoiling the entertainment business’s image: Triads own most of the entertainment industry in Hong Kong. After this scandal started Edison moved to Canada, where he is from, to hide from the media and maybe from being killed. Yesterday, 02/21/08, Chen did a press conference which confirmed that he is leaving the Hong Kong entertainment industry indefinitely. As a result, he is losing hundreds of endorsements and movie deals, which means no $ :’(. His choice was the right one, because there would be no way the Chinese would accept him after what he has done. This is definitely one of the biggest scandal in the Asian entertainment of this century: Not only has he ruined his own career but the careers of several other female celebrities.

4 Meet Edison Chen. The Paris Hilton of the East.

Yeah.

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Feb 21 2008

FIRST post

Published by UltraYeah under Rant

Oh jeez, I’m excited to start this blog. This is going to be my 3rd blog I’ve started online and hopefully I keep can on writing quality material. It’s definitely going to be a rough few months to get regular readers and consistent flow of quality traffic. My goal in this blog is to share whatever things I might find interesting with ya’ll. I’ll be focusing mainly on things of entertainment value- i like art, music and movies - but I’ll spend some time teaching y’all how to make some money: I do affiliate marketing part time and I’m a full time finance student, so I’ll be sure to give some great advice. Hopefully, in the next few months I can look back at this post and smile knowing this site became something!

Wish me luck.  :)

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