Antwaan Randle El, one of the fastest players in the NFL, claims he return a kickoff against a bear. a bear expert said that bears can run 35 mph, while the fastest human can run 27 mph. However, Randle El claims that he could out-juke the bear.

I’m guesing he had a conversation with some friend as they watched Animal Planet that went something like this:

Randle El: Dat bear slow dan a muhfuka, no way he run 35 mph.

Friend: Yuh betchu cuh outrun him.

Randle El: If dat bear saw mah juke he woo fah dawn.

Friend: Lez go get some Chuhch’s.