Mar 05 2008
Bear Season Has Begun.
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I’m glad I live in Texas, because there aren’t many bears. But for ya’ll that live up north. Beware it’s Bear season again. Out of all the animal species on land, bears are the largest carnivores and the cutest. They eat nuts and small forest creatures most of the time, but occasionally they’ll eat humans ALIVE! Don’t let their cuteness fool you: If you see a bear you might be in grave danger.
I warned you guys, so don’t be caught off guard.

Look at this guy trying to release a bear into the wild. Obviously, he should have known it’s bear season. It’s unfortunate that he had to suffer the consequence of an angry bear.

Bear season = payback time
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