I didn’t know much about Miley Cyrus just a couple months ago, but I sure do now. I didn’t even find out she and Hannah Montana were the same person until just a few weeks ago! But this girl has the greatest marketing team on Earth and has some future ahead of her because of them.

First of all, she is the daughter of Billy Ray Cyrus. If you don’t know who that is, you’re singing his song every time the song “Achy Breaky Heart” gets stuck in your head mercilessly repeating itself for hours. She is also in the process of changing her name to Miley Ray Cyrus so she can be more like daddy.

Last year Miley Cyrus earned $18 million. $18 million?! At 14?!?! She has been in 4 movies, has her own TV show, 4 music albums, has won numerous awards, and her concert tickets sell for thousands of dollars. Oh yeah, she’s also in the process of writing her memoirs… at 15 years old. The market behind her image is unbelievable. Listen to her stuff, she’s not even that good!

 
 
 
Honestly, I think her dad…