A bear in Macedonia was found guilty after a year-long investigation of its attacks on a man’s beehives. He tried to keep it away by playing music and flashing lights, but the bear continued to return. The State had to pay $3,400 for the damage. Really? You prosecute bears in Macedonia? I just wonder if he had a lawyer and was obedient in court?

Two monkeys were married in India last month. There were 3,000 guests and a huge feast. The bride was covered with flowers and a 15 foot dress. Monkeys are sacred in Hindu mythology and the ceremony went just as if the monkeys were humans. The owner of the bride cried when her monkey left with the groom and one man gave the groom a gold necklace, along with many other gifts. Wonder where the honeymoon is? I’m guessing a tree full of bananas.

The U.S. government has finally found the ultimate tool to fight terrorists: mosquitoes. The insects are being probed so that electrical impulses can control their flight. There will also be microphones and cameras on the insects and soon we will find Bin Laden. I’m guessing that $30 million reward doesn’t go to the fly.