Who pays to get shot? People that love to paintball! Sure it doesn’t hurt, but it seems to me to be one of the dumbest things to do. Some of these guys are so obsessed with it that they will spend hundreds, if not thousands of dollars on gun and suits. And don’t forget they have to pay for CO2 tanks and the brilliant paint balls.

I can picture it now: Some guy in a trailer park is bored after picking up his check from McDonald’s and is sick and tired of not being shot at. He wonders for hours on his couch surrounded by his 15 kids all named Cletus with Jerry Springer blaring in the background and has it! He will fill balls with paint and tell some one to shoot him. Brilliant!

Not only does the paying to get shot thing get me mad, but the fact that these guys think they’re tough! Paintballing has fewer injuries than tennis, golf, and bowling. Bowling! The next time you have $20 laying around, please don’t go paintballing. If you’re so desperate for a shoot out go to the hood. I’m sure you’ll have plenty of company, and it’s free too!