I hope I never have to experience any of this!

Hooch: Bread and fruit kept in a plastic bag until it ferments and becomes alcoholic. Disgusting!

Cho-Mo/Tree-Jumper: A child molester…the most hated person in prison.

Punk/bitch/Ho: Someone who “takes it in the back.”

Bootie Flu: AIDs

Peckerwood: A racist white guy.

Cap: A cap off chapstick which is used to measure weed.

Lean: Cough syrup that after heated and cooled can give you a buzz.

Moist: Means you’re soft.

Canteen: Stuff sold to inmates from the state.

Store: The prison hustler who sells canteen outta his cell.

Keister Bunny: Someone who keeps his butt packed with something.

Fifi: Something used to simulate sex. You roll a trash bag in a towel and put warm liquid inside.