Imagine this when your boyfriend comes home to the trailer in the evening after a long day at work:

Hick Wife: “Honey how was your day at work?”

Hick Husband: “Good…just got arrested again.”

Hick Wife: “Aw honey what for this time?!”

Hick Husband: “Put mah pubes in a man’s steak…”

Yeah…

This girl is the reason every person on Earth hates Americans…she is truly a waste of a life.

So, who came up with this brilliant test?

“What can we do for a manhood initiation test?”

“Put ants on our hands!”

I can see why these people haven’t made any advancements in the last 2 million years…

This is pretty funny…