May 15 2008
Tony Romo Breaks Up with Jessica Simpson…
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…in a hilarious way! This dialogue is from his friend after Romo decided to break up with her at a bar.
“Tony Romo was in town, and he was bar hopping with some buddies of his from Chicago. He had the nerve to put Jessica on speakerphone and talk about their sex life with all his guys listening and laughing at her. Not only is this girl dumb, but she is completely self conscious about her bedroom skills. After a few too many drinks, he told everyone he and Jessica are over. They are taking a “break.” He could never see himself being serious and marrying this girl. He’s just having fun with her. It’s funny everyone is talking about them getting married when they are completely over. Sorry Jessica, Tony had his fun with you, and now is on to bigger and better things.”
I’m pretty surprised about the bedroom part. I’m sure every guy on Earth would allow Jessica to fall asleep in bed and still be pleased…apparently not Tony Romo!



