After covering my Audi in silver I decided I needed something else to spend my fortunes on. I found just the thing in TAG’s $100,000 shower. The shower has 18 heads at different streams and pressures based on the point of your body. It was designed by professional shower…people and is supposed to be like a massage. I don’t think I want my shower to put me to sleep before work in the morning. Hey, at least it’s not as bad as the Nintendo Virtual Boy…yeah, I used to have on of those…

Now this is just really cool idea.

This company offers a complete analysis of your genetics to rate your risk of heart disease, cancer, etc. It can also track your DNA through time and who knows? Some day you could be selling aspects of your genes to people who want what you got (a big package, athletic body, etc. lol).

The service is $999, which really isn’t that bad judging by what you get in return. Too bad I’m poor after buying my silver car!

So I was thinking of what else I could possibly spend my money on. This is what I came up with…

That’s right…these guys in Dubai have so much oil money they can cover their cars in silver…

DAMN THEM!